You lung at the squirrels with your stick and hoping your specialty in explosives come in handy. As you lung in mid air in a classic kung fu moive style and the squirrels come flying towards you with a mean grimace. You go in a stabbing motion with your stick and then when you try to strike your stick impudently breaks in half. "Fucking developers" you mumbled to your self as your trying to over power a cubic fuckton of rabid squirrels mauling at your arms and legs. You decide to start rolling on the ground hopefully squishing the ones attached to your chest and back, and applying as much weight to both areas. "QQQUYUYYYYUUIUIKK sqqqueeark" you heard the squirrel king squaking. You don't know Chinese. Additional supply depots required.
"MEN WHO DO NOT SERVE, DIE ON THE WIRE!" You shout at the top of your lungs, you jump up and start spinning in a circle with your arms extended and fast enough for every critter to start flying off you at your amazing speed. After spinning so much you stop and stagger for a minute, you shake it off and do a front flip and a side kick towards the king, you extend your arm and form a pointing motion with your hand with your erect index finger, stabbing it in the direction of the king. "THE BIG TIME PLAYER HERE!!." You yell arrogantly.
The tree is behind you where you found the stick and littered around you are squirrel corpses, about 3 feet from you is the squirrel king with the sun shining off his crown. Reflecting its awesome light. To the right of you is your stick broken in two, laying depressingly on top of the grass. To your left is the corpse pile where you were rolling on top of the grass. There does not seem to be anything useful, you retract your arm and form your hand into fist and go into a fighting stance. Keeping your eyes focused on the squirrel king.
You hear a faint voice in the distance. "EYES GO FOR THE EYES!!!" You smirk and tell the squirrel king, "Now you see me now you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!" Howling at him in a furry of sounds and consistence speech. You crouch down in a quick manner and dig your hand against the ground, you grab a handful of dirt and mush it a little in your hands to make it more powdery. You lurch upwards like a rising viper and dash forward towards the squirrel king and then toss the dirt into his eyes. You also grab an extra clump of dirt to and shove it deep in his face make sure he is temporarily blinded. After the squirrel is squawking in confusion and pain you snatch the crown while he is clutching his eyes, then place it on top of your head.
Command squirrels to bow before their new leader, hoping that their society is the kind where leaders are replaced by the ones who killed them and not the kind where killing their leaders (and a bunch of said leader's minions) is a capitol offense.
Invalid command, you eliminated all the squirrels in your state. You are now a king of one squirrel. He plots revenge against you one day for destroying his kind and his kingdom. You have exhausted all your actions for today would you like to save and upload to a cloud service? (due to a lack of inactivity I will say yes) Game saved to slot 1
I feel like maybe killing all the squirrels will have profound ecological and legal implications for Wayne.
This is probably the most creative and horrendous thing I have done in months. The reason why everything is retarded is because im doing what I would do in those situations given these choices. Then I started having fun with it when I got the idea to give everyone voices. Going to try to rationalize every choice given, especially the ones that don't make sense.
Well it certainly is horrendous. And here I thought we were going to investigate the world beyond the wall. North, of course.
It's quite amusing but i'm disappointed that i couldn't use Charisma on the squirrel king. We could have talked him into becoming our side kick.
If you wanted to suduce the squirrel king, you should of said "suduce the squirrel king." I don't mind the comments during the game, but if you want it to be an action you need to phrase it.
leisure suit larry - Empires edition? I like We should loot the shit out of the hood and then proceed north and maybe build b2 ref. Awesome adventure so far.
