Here is how you play the game, I type one or two paragraphs and you input a command in one or two words detailed after reading my said paragraphs.. You sit there in your comfy chair, carefully slid into the desk before you gazing at a screen with a picture of a cute cat with various little pictures with arrows on the corner of them, assorted and covering the cat picture. They are neatly symmetrical in size and shape, and in a row of 2 with 8 pretty placements in each row. You eye your lap area and see a long rectangular shape with various buttons, words and letters on each of them shining off the light above you. Next to the rectangle you see an oval shape tool with two buttons and a cord attached to the front end and with a nice glistening red light radiating underneath it. You sit there contemplating on what you should do with your abundance of spare time. Sitting in a reclined position with your feet placed on the left side of the desk. You let out a long gasping yawn, and then give a quick stretch extending your arms out, reaching as far as they can go. You sit forward and place both of your arms on the chair rest and put your hands in the position to use the tools before you, your left hand on the rectangle object and your right on the oval shape. What do you do?
You stand up and do a quick stretch in your legs. You put your foot forward and notice something is blocking your path, the giant desk before you with the rectangle standing upwards facing you, containing the radiant cat picture.
"NOT TODAY DESK!!" you screech at the top of your lungs The desk returning in response "NANNI?!" You evolve into a berserk rage frothing in the mouth and then your eyes start twitching like crazy, foam is dribbling down your neck as you reach over to your favorite desk and grab it by the the ends and then lift tipping it over and throwing it. During that moment you see time slow down and your desk spinning and turning while in mid air, everything speeding back up it falls over destroyed along with your favorite screen with the cat picture.
Lament inability to complete primary objective. (Last response for now, I should probably let other people have a turn :D)
"EVERY DAY ITS THE SAME SHIT, NOT TODAY!!" Yelling at the top of your lungs, you are angry, upset, unsettled, and slightly aroused. You lift up your left arm and swing it forward in a motion of a hay-maker, puckering up your hand and forming it into a fist. You crash your hand into the wall. It cracks and little and then you hear a slight break sound. You start bawling and screaming, you appear to have broke you left hand. You want to try again with your right hand but the pain is too unbearable.
After your bitch session, you calm yourself down and look around your room, behind you is your bed and above the bed are some baseball posters of your favorite team. You are a fan of your local team and want to support them with buying some of their merchandise. To your left you see a door and a bat next to it in the corner frame. Then to your right you see two windows. You are ground level, and can see the side walk through the walk way outside of the building your in. You have come to the conclusion you are in your room. Gained 86 experience points and have reached level 1. The max stats are 18. Please distribute them accordingly
Put 1 point into abilities--"wall breaking". Put 17 points into melee attack bonus. Punch down the wall.
North Go-er is not a empires class Must choose one of the 5, Scout, Engineer, Rifleman, Grenadier, Commander One must also distribute the remaining 69 points in the basic 6 stats, and the remaining percentages. Height and weight must be a number Alignment can only be one of the 3 Cool, Neutral, Dick The name cannot be a sentence, wall breaking is not a skill. You are stuck in the pause menu, you cannot continue until character advancement is finished.
Lol. Somehow I think that's a bit mixed up :p Looks like D20, too. Also, *tear sheets and rend broken desk further for a splint. Bandage arm...think about spanners*. Edit: Use pause menu to restore HP.
