Empires Adventures

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  1. Señor_Awesome

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    Name: Wayne Kerr
    Class: Grenadier
    Strength: 81
    -other stats remain the same.
    What percentages.
    Alignment: Dick

    Height: 13
    Weight: 7
     
    Señor_Awesome, May 7, 2013
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  2. Ikalx

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    Attempt to harness or channel the unknown magic force into making Noob a class.
     
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  3. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Putting 68 points into charisma, that's what we need here!
     
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  4. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Max stats are 18

    Name: Wayne Kerr
    Class: Grenadier
    height: 130 cm
    Weight: 70 pounds
    Alignment: Dick

    These percentages
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    Unable to comply, building in progress

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYtcymtw0c
     
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  5. -=]Kane[=-

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    Does that mean we can go on now? Good, detach door.
     
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  6. Ikalx

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    18+69=87. Gotta wonder why that's so high, tbh.

    Strength:18
    Dexterity:12
    Constitution:16
    Intelligence:18
    Wisdom:5
    Charisma:18
     
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  7. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    I'd totally play Empires D&D.
     
    Candles, May 7, 2013
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  8. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    You must build more farms
     
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  9. Ikalx

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    It's probably been done :p Paranoia might be more appropriate xD
     
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  10. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Do you wish to confirm?
     
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  11. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    Confirm.
     
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  12. Ikalx

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    Languages: Raeg
     
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  13. -=]Kane[=-

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    Detach door. Throw door out of window (south).
    OK, keep the damn door ...
     
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  14. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Confirmed

    You have exhausted all your action points on meaningless action man things.
    You must rest for the day and resume tomorrow

    Do you wish to save?
     
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  15. Señor_Awesome

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    Be indignant at accusation that actions taken were 'meaningless' instead of 'badass'. Proceed to save game.
     
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  16. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Because you have used up all of your badass points you proceed to save the game and turn off the console.

    END OF DAY 1


    Discuss
     
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  17. .:.HeXi.:. emcalex329

    .:.HeXi.:. emcalex329 Member

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    How the hell is wall-punching not an ability?
     
    .:.HeXi.:. emcalex329, May 7, 2013
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  18. Señor_Awesome

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    I agree, wall-punching is a skill that is used by everybody on a daily basis. To be unable to put points into wall-punching is like being unable to put points into sitting. Well, I suppose we can't put points into sitting so that was a terrible example, but it is an essential ability that everybody should have and be able to put points into.

    On the other hand, good job everybody. Tomorrow (or whenever this boots up again) we shall take down that wall. We must complete the primary objective: go north! We WILL complete this objective! :D
     
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  19. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    You cant wall punch in empires successfully.
    You must explode the building until it goes black, then wall stops existing.
     
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  20. Ikalx

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    You can melee certain objects to death, though. I think wall punching isn't that bad a skill... I guess we should decide if Wayne is NF or BE though, so we'd know if he has t3h nanaho's or eats genetically modified biscuits.
     
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