Empires Adventures

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BigTeef, May 6, 2013.

  1. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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  2. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    ITT: You can't have a swagger stick, even if you can affort one. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    Holy shit that driver's license is expensive.
     
  4. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    1x Pistol 1- 150$
    1x Smokes- 300$
    1x Concussions- 250$
    2x Accrucay-5% 300$


    Now I'm broke.
    Care to lend me a sandwich?
     
  5. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    1x Pistol 1- 150$
    1x Megaphone-300$
    1x Swagger stick-50$
    1x Drivers lisence-500$

    I'm investing in authority so i hope my team will fight for me.
     
  6. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Today is a good day.
     
  7. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    You have chryssalids in your army, how do you think we will fare?
     
  8. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    Someone wants the D. :D
     
  9. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    I want all the D.

    I have revoked your power of 1 shotting people and then pumping them full of children.
    As much I nerfed DC, and took away his physic powers.

    You will use your little grubby things and flail around as you try to use your tools, and lord DC will operate everything using his mouth.
    Also somebody has to carry his head. You don't want to leave your friend behind do you?
     
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  10. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    I bought a calculator you cannot deny my powers.
     
  11. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    Woke up and couldn't sleep, so..
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    It's... beautiful. :|ove:
     
  13. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    you forgot the DM
    [​IMG]

    edit:ok nvm teef's avatar in that photo was in my blind spot or soemthing, or there was somebody-else's-problem field around it.
     
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  14. BloodRaven

    BloodRaven Member

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    A man in a Jeep smashes through the front wall of the Item Shop (we are in an item shop right?) A second man, a large Russian who wreaks of vodka, dismounts the Jeep and robs you at gunpoint, stealing your three most expensive items. Then he and his crazed wheelman speed off through the opposite wall, killing the shop keeper, and leaving the store in ruins.

    You are lucky to be alive.

    (i stolle-ded your jerb teef)
    [​IMG]
     
  15. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    I was going to do the chip and dales dance sequence from jibjab with everyones head's on the dancers.
    But this works.


    Jokes on you im behind 7 firewalls

    and you posted in the wrong thread

    mother fucker

    [​IMG]
     
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  16. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    Dammit I forgot you didn't have a jew fro but instead regular non-jew hair.
     
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  17. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Teef you need some of those little jew curls, they are so cute.
     
  18. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    I updated it through dropbox, so there was no need to update the post.
    Or in other words, I got magic hands..
     
  19. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    COck, cock C0ck, CoCk, cOCK, COCk, CooK c00k...

    Do we need to know who/what the chars of Lorddz and A.A.A.Annihilator actually represent? Cause I have no fuckin clue and I'm not gonna explain Snooki (cause I can't either) :skull:


    And why has theef a third eye brow right above his mouth??
     

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