I was going to have made it more empires, but senor destoryed the desk and the computer. Then was given the command to go outside, I had like parody names for like everyone and a joke name for a server. Sniper's Game Server Pegi Snooki Male_Impresionante Ykilx b-W-c Tooshi [=--Pain--=] Janitor DcMurdoc ;,;Smexi,;, skrillek853 Mandibles Bishop Houseful IXXX A, A, A, Annihilator Failkanis Ruclarded Weaboomancer Stinkster Fenir PeasentBa_1 Fagdox "sigh" what could have been...
They are genuinely too fucking funny. I still nearly piss myself when I scroll over that post and I really was caught in a "I-laugh-so-hard-that-I-can't-breath" trap for about 2 minutes YMMD.
Hm, I didn't think they were that great. I always was good with puns and word play but I was not sure if they had the power to make wookie do a snooki in his pants.
ROUND 3!!!! LAST TIME ON EMPIRES CUP Z You are now king of a nation of one squirrel, who wants to kill you in your sleep if you let him. What do you do?!
The tiny voice in your head tells you that vote he votes you going north. Under any circumstances you cannot figure out why, and why there is a voice in your head telling you this.
There was a different tiny voice in your head asking what north was ... after your big fight with a bunch of squirrels you are hardly surprised that you are hearing voices inside your head.
You begin to see the irony now, covering and blinding your eyes. Since you are now a king of squirrels you assume the responsibility of accepting everyone nuts and then adding them to your own. You are Wayne Kaar, king of the squirrels the holder of nuts. Who has tiny voices in his head telling him to lead his conquest north. You see the corpse pile to your left, the stick tree behind you, your house in front of you, and to your right is Scribblers your angry squirrel acquaintance.
