We (I) should have picked commander so we could recycle the wall. Curses! Ah well, we shall find a way to defeat this great foe.
DAWN OF THE 2ND DAY Sticktser and Fenir have released a patch for Empires Adventures making it version 1.01. All previous data has been lost, the only thing you remember is your name and you have a grudge against a wall. You wake up from a reclined position in your chair staring at a monitor with a cat picture on it. What do you do?
You drop your pants, you are now standing with your pants dropped down to your ankles. Your skinnies are now clearly visible.
Your mid section had to breathe for a few moments, every healthy man takes care of proper midsection breathing sessions. You pull up your pants and you look for an exit. You turn around and see a door, you try the handle and opens. You pull the knob towards you and walk through the door. You are now in a hallway, you keep walking and your eyes forward and paying attention to the details around you. You see a old clock and various pictures along the walls, some of them are pictures of you when you were younger, and some are with other people most likely family and friends. You reach the end of the hallway and you check both of your sides, to your left is another hallway, to your right is a single door. This looks like the front door to the house. You open the door and get blinded by a bright light. It appears to be the sun, you walk out of the door and stand still for a moment, observing your surroundings. It appears you are in a neighborhood.
Invalid command, we haven't established a franchise to crash into the ground yet. So you grab a nearby squirrel and rip his head off, you don't feel the need to defecate on the squirrel.
You put the dead squirrel carcass in your mouth, you try chewing but you imminently start choking. You drop to your knees and vomit the squirrel body out, you now have squirrel blood dripping from your mouth with some smudges of green vomit. After the horrors of critter feasting you look around for something that looks like it could be used to defend yourself. You find a small stick by the tree, you grab the stick and now go in a defensive stance.
You look around, you appear to offended the squirrel king and is now sending his ninja squirrels after you.
I like the consensus. Throw stick at closest ninja and tactically pull back at full speed to the inside of the closest building, preferably through a door.
Not command for game I love where this is going. 'Attack squirrels' is best command. I also love that we have kept the name. I don't know if anybody noticed, but "Wayne Kerr" = Wanker. Yeah, I kind of got carried away whoops.
