You spin in the direction of the little furry bastard and take a deep breath. "WERE THE FUCK ARE MY REFINERIES, SCRIBBLERS?!" You bellow at your furry friend. He gives you the bird, oh hell naw. You put a chestnut in your mouth and chew your aggravations away. "I wool deal with you ater.." you spew with your mouth full of nut. You start moving backwards keeping your face in the direction of scribblers and giving him the eyes look, putting your index finger and middle finder extended out to make a peace sign and place them under your eyes. Giving him the watching look, you turn your backside in a 180 direction and head back inside your house hoping you can find something to explain your crazy day. You can't see a thing but it's around somewhere, you hold your head 'cause you don't have a fear. This probably seems crazy, a graveyard theory, but did you let it get to you? No. You just continue to creep.
Catholic schoolboy sex repression at work. Can we now get back into our adventure? Why are we back home again?! Where is the adventure here? 1. Take nuts out of mouth. 2. Look around for something exciting!
You hear the voices telling you to go north. Where the fuck is north anyway? You sit there in the hallway floor spinning in circles against the carpet until you gather enough static charge. You don't exactly know why you did it, but you think you have a general idea of which direction north is. You have an assumption of north being the direction of where the northern hemisphere is.
whilst spinning gathering the static charge, jump high into the air and let yourself be dragged by artistic license-Electromagnetism so that you fall towards the north.
Invaild command Spawn more overlords "Thank you thank you, you are all too kind." "I would like to accept this award on the behalf of The Church of the North." You walk off stage in your hallucinogenic state graciously accepting the award from Male_Impresionante. After going into your dream like state you think you know where north is now. You recall seeing some moss on the tree you go the stick from. Moss always grows on the north-side of trees right? YOU HAVE USED ALL 10 OF YOUR ACTIONS. WOULD YOU LIKE TOO SAVE?! AND WHICH SLOT?!
YOU HAVE PAUSED THE GAME DISCUSS Maybe if you guys stop wasting badass points, maybe this would progress quicker.
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Just save to slot 42, we need to aquire more badass points per day. /Also that seem to have been some intense nuts if all starts spinning from just taking them into your mouth.
You knew what you were getting into when you first started playing. Wayne Kaar is a extreme man with extreme capabilities, when he does something he does it too the max. You get more action points when you level. (They are also there so I don't end up dicking on the forums for 4 hours typing pure bullshit) (even the illustrious bigteef has a life)
Wayne is laying on the doorstep hallucinating and delirious from the nuts he took into the mouth. The last survivor of the squirrel horde is probably starting to feast on Wayne right now.
