Too few people are playing!!!1

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  1. Misfire

    Misfire Always Lost

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    Sorry PYA, it's hard to catch everything that goes on in shoutbox where I posted a week or so ago.
    The hosting service provides the bare box and short list of basic OS images to choose from.
    I built with the Debian 8 image along with all the manual yum installing/configing goodness that brings.
    I also used the emserver scripts from gameservermanagers.com to help do the empires install.
    I'm savy in *nix, but putting Empires on it was a new treat. The emserver scripts and instructions posted need a couple of tweaks.
    Also a couple of helpers found new entertainment in *nix's default securities compared to windows. : )

    "hang on let me break out chmod one more time...."
     
  2. Misfire

    Misfire Always Lost

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    And in the spirit of AzK's post. I have a new poem for you all....

    In decades to come as younglings ponder Empires' lore
    A new and unusual treat of tribal warfare they may explore
    It's twist, turns, cast and crew, it's oddly tasting admin stew
    I hope they can say in that future time.... no thanks, not on my menu
     
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  3. PwnedYoAss

    PwnedYoAss Member

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    Ah, so that's what ya meant by built. Ok. I'm surprised Empires is supported by any third party tool. I'm guessing it's just a slightly modified config from any other Source game.

    Did ya have to teach them octal? Haha.
     
  4. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
    It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
    Guillotine

    Sit in the dark and ponder how
    I'm fit to make the bottom fall through the floor

    And they all fall down
    Out of the shadows barrage of witch tongue
    Cobra spit over apocalyptic cult killer cauldron smoke
    Stomp music seriously (It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes)

    Can't stop the groove licks jaws clear off them locks relentless raw movement
    Fit to knock you from here to that g-spot body rock connected

    To everything you want, ever did want, we got it why not come get it
    Stick your head in that hole and watch me drop this cold guillotine death sentence

    It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
    It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
    Guillotine

    Hidden art,between and beneath, every fragmented, figure of speech
    Tongue in reverse, whenever the beat
    Causes my jaws to call out, out, out, out

    The screens flashing red, can't see shit but heads
    Spinning exorcist like planets out of orbit off the edge
    Off mine axiswhipping through doors to far more than all that’s ever been said
    Tie the chord, kick the chair and you're deadIt goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
    It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
    Guillotine
    Guillotine

    Head of a trick in a bucket, body of a trick in a bag
    And thrown in the fire like fuck it, gotta burn it before it goes bad

    One too many times been disgusted by the stench of rot is such a drag
    Get broke by the street like blood stained glass
    Choke on these nuts till the very last

    Serial number, killing machine, the illest of means
    To an end built on the filthy sound you're experiencing

    It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
    It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
    Guillotine
    Guillotine

    Tinted windows, bulletproof
    The slip knot fixing rope to noose

    To the grave stone grinder of cold steel
    The passion that blinds me so I feel
    Can't let go, no it flows through our veins
    Blows through our tunnels and rattles our chains
    And they all fall down
     
  5. Spike

    Spike Long Live The King!

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    my god this has turned into a complete shit storm, alot of people here seem to be~
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  6. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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  7. Spike

    Spike Long Live The King!

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    Fooshi what the fuck is that
     
  8. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Quality is bad but it looks like an angry toddler smeared in something red. Newborns don't look like that at all, the fluid they are swimming in is greyish in color (and so are they when they are born or cut out)
     
  9. Ranger

    Ranger Member

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    Maybe it came out from the wrong hole
     
  10. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    It's anatomically impossible. The child also looks too large to be a newborn.
     
  11. Ranger

    Ranger Member

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    No shit! (Hue) It's covered in blood. Anatomy doesn't matter. It probably ripped the belly open.
     
  12. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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  13. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    It's anatomically impossible for it to come out any other hole than the vagina. The abdominal wall is too solid to be ripped open by a newborn, they are very fragile. Not to mention that we aren't looking at a newborn.
     
  14. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    when will you be getting back on your bullshit
     
  15. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesarean_section also a hole.
     
  16. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    A hole made by the obstetrician during the operation, not a natural one, which were the ones in question.

    I think I'm ruining people's fun here. You guys should go back to drama.
     
  17. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    You just don't want to believe in demonic kids who grow up way faster in the mom's gut then explode out cause they too damn big. Like that scene in berserk with the trolls.
     
  18. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Vaginas get torn the fuck up during childbirth and the mothers often crap themselves - basically they can come out like a fucking rainbow.
     
  19. Ranger

    Ranger Member

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    We're clearly talking about a demon baby here since it's covered in blood.
     
  20. Kidpaler

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    This thread went from there are too few people playing and we should all start playing more, to arguing about which server is better, to arguing about how something was offensive, to calling people liars, calling each other babies, now we are on demon babies.

    Wat8.jpg
     

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