LF nerds for D&D 5th edition

They are AWESOME pig people.
Not many people can find beauty in imperfection, and deformity.
Though according to D&D they are half human and half orc, so apparently that gives people the excuse to draw green humans with pointy ears and super model bodies.
They need to be a bit more ugly in my personal opinion, and have bigger teef.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17639411/pdf/Teef.pdf
I am afraid my character will be too Op when it comes to combat.
I'm fast and can hit like truck, and because of my racial benefits and gear it will be harder to land a hit on me.

My character is war veteran who wanders looking for materials to create the best weapons and armor and become a world renown blacksmith.
Then get rich and create a blacksmithing chain by teaching her techniques to various smithies under her brand, then retire in a mansion surrounded by cute elf boys she can sexually harass until her slide into dementia.

 

Just move it up a day if you got shit to do tomorrow, like seriously there isn't any rush to do this.
We don't need to force people to wake up early in the morning to play a game.

Please for the love of god don't force me to wake up early on my vacation.
This is the only time I get to sleep until noon without people yelling at me, I go back to school and begin clinical classes next week.
I want to hibernate as much as I can until the no fun allowed quarter begins.

 

I think people would prefer it sometime during the weekend, or Friday at-least.
People won't care about staying up late on a Friday (god help you if you work weekends)

 

I'm in, I would prefer to get started today but I don't care about the time and date as long as it's not the 31st,

 

Yes Mauls are two-handed, I'm using one myself but I'm calling mine a heavy flail

I'm in for tomorrow, that's 6 AM PST right? I got up at 6:20 today just trying to acclimate myself.

I'm translating my character from the other character sheet I filled out right now.

So where am I sending the .pdf, exactly?

 

I can be there at 6. A bit early, but it will do.
EDIT:

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

Awesome first game! Sadly I won't be there tomorrow, but that's what happens during the holidays :p

 

Welp, guess that rules me out then, cause I wasn't there. The time of day is also not the best for me, so have fun guys.

 

Is it really that big of a hassle that you can't do more than 4 characters? Or does your story only allow for four people.

DnD is tolkien(worst) orcs, get that green skin outta here.

 

Don't talk shit about tolkien orcs, they certainly have some personality.

 

*****', what the fuck? Tolkien orcs are grey 'n' brown 'n' black 'n' shit, not always green. Warhammer is the thing that's known for having green orks, not Lord of the Rings.

 

That's exactly what I said, get that green skin out of here, because in DnD there are no green skins.