Glowstick is a 12 year old fuckwit who won't shut the fuck up no matter how often I tell him. He really needs to be muted on every server, people will literally jump to spec just to not be on his team. Also hexi that was some pretty funny mad coming from you today.
Actually, he's a 14 year-old who pauses his game to "light up" and "have sex with lots of chicks unlike you 40-year old virgins" (his literal words).
Glowstick will save empires, just wait until he discovers the forums and becomes a active member like the rest of us.
Oh don't get me wrong, he's hilarious. But every time he opens his mouth to talk, I can literally feel my soul being sapped through my ears.
I somehow have the feeling that Glowstick is actually some old fart who's laughing his ass off by using his soundboard or something else to give this impersonation of a dental-braces-Rambo, asking for the way to the vehicle factory.
You gave me the best idea ever. Once I can be bothered to buy a mic, I'm going to smurf under a different name and do that.
Glow Stick is playing now and not a peep out of him (Maybe I had perm mute on). He plays in his family room since many times you can hear the TV in the background. That adds to the joy of his talking - listening to all that background sound. I'm sure Mommie and Daddy want to watch what Junior is upto and keep his hands clear of his pants while on the internet. He is no longer the most irritating fuck online - name: "NEW GUY". Gotta buy these guys a TShirt "Help me I can't shut the fuck up". I live for the day that Hexi gets a Mike - then I'm going to fucking blow my head off with a double barrel shotgun. Vinnie
he had one, he just stopped using it so much. I guess if people yell at someone long enough they get the message....maybe
Ya he's learning and getting older. He learned tonight that the game is not all about him. Once told that he shut up and has become a fairly decent player. He follows commands and contributes. So go easy on him - he's at least trying and better than all the newbs playing. GlowStick for President
Commander, I died Glowstick, shut the fuck up. I don't care. Empires isn't your fucking blog Okay, just saying I disagree that he has the ability to learn, after four rounds of mic spam. It was an absolute joke. Also bigteef you fucked up, now he thinks his opinion is actually worth more than complete shit.
Glowstick is fucking hilarious. Just today, on canyon, he spawned in main, despite us having 2 forward raxes up, and when I berated him for slowly running back to the front lines, he said "Oh I didn't realize that we got another rax. I'm really good at this game, I promise!" I couldn't play properly after that.
He mastered the fps aspect, but that's about it. If you don't take him seriously when your shooting him, he will kill you. I saw some people having some difficulty playing against him. looking at you security Glowstick is going to be one of us given time. Be glad a kid his age understands the depth of empires, it shows we still have a chance. None of us are any different, we all discovered this game at young ages. The only thing we can do is shape him into a cold killing machine. Now, I am not saying we shouldn't troll the fuck out of him, all of us had the same treatment why should he be special. Also The things you did to me, no other commander could do. You deserve all of it.... You goddamn turtle...
