Wanker and the treasures of Empires Island? Leisure suit Wanker? Alice in Wankerland? Wank Raider! (starring Wanye Kerr as steve)
I can't describe coupling without jokes. I don't cyber, I have done it at-least twice, and I spent 5 minutes trying to find the clitoris on a giant she demon back when I played champions online. It was awful, awkward, and contained a shit ton of spelling mistakes and grammar. So when ever you fuckers force me to type that shit out, it will contain food, puns, wordplay, and possibly orphans.
Updates! The next session will entirely be different this time around. I am creating 5 character sheets and each player grabs 1 of them. Most likely a new thread as well. So this time 5 players will be able to participate. Commander- DcMurdoc Engineer-A,A,A, Annihilator Scout-Snooki Rifleman- Grenadier-PeasentBC First come first serve basis. I will write everyone's name down and send them a character sheet through a pm and will display the sheet when it is prepared. When I will officially start is undecided, still typing up what I want to do and creating the setting. It will be sandboxy like before but there will be boundaries and a forced settings and situations depending on actions. Making it more organized, fluid, and less anarchistic.
This is actually a party system 5 people control 5 different characters if you had multiple people controlling the same character chances are other people will make your character commit suicide. We don't need more waynekars in this world.
Actually im just goofing around with the names there, when I pm everyone their sheets they can name their character and design the appearance if they wish. And choose their starting skill.
Okay the character sheets are done. PM's sent When you players are done fiddling with your character, present them on the page.
Everything is coming out better than expected. Though you can only have one skill, from either the scout tree or the common pool tree. http://wiki.empiresmod.com/index.php?title=Skills You gain more when you level up The alignments are Good, Regular, Dick, and Troll. The Races are White-no bonuses or negatives Black- +2 to strength and +2 to dex -2 to intel and charisma Asian- +2 to wisdom and plus +2 intelligence -2 to str and dex Latin- +2 to Con and +2 to charisma -2 to intel and strength. Furry- -1 to every stat but +1 to speed, +1 initiative, and +2 to base damage Paradox- -2 to everything but extra money is acquired throughout the game (Warning for experienced players only.)
sorry, sent Parenting is not a empires skill. Snookish is also not a language, you can learn additional languages when you get lessons. Knowledge box is only used when your character learns a certain something.
