GAME RESUME load from slot 1 You are sitting in your chair in your room staring at a monitor with a picture of a cat on it.
It has been awhile since you have done anything physical, you get down to the ground floor and put your arms infront of your chest, then lay on them. You straighten out your legs and you make sure your toes are propping your feet up. You start applying force to your arms and hands and begin to lift up your upper body using both of your arms. As you lift your torso your legs ascend upwards matching your pace. You do this in a slow pace of 25 times.
Wayne better not drink a protein shake after this. Screw exercise, become one with chair and use computer.
Right now you are a bit hot and sweaty, you're not exactly out of breath but you can't go running along either. After your 25 push ups you let your body hit the floor and then turn, having your front facing the ceiling. This is going to be a little hard without somebody holding your feet. You put your arms on your chest in a cross pattern, and crunch up your legs with your feet on the ground. You arch your back forward and put force into moving your chest towards your knee area. You figured you do 25 of these as well to make your combined effort an equal number. After the exercises, frankly you are tired just want to relax now. You lift yourself up and place yourself in your comfy chair and reach out an arm to reach the mouse, you give it a wiggle so its no longer idle. You don't exactly know what you want to do, so you pull up minesweeper and play for a few minutes.
Invaild command Stone needed Mi'lord (challenge accepted) You decide to open up your web browser and type pig porn into your search engine, you figured you start learning about some farm animals in-case your dad makes you inherit the family farm. Apparently there is a abidance of Ms. Piggy from muppets in a sexual form or suggestively erotic formats. Annnddd... you are turned on.. "The shit I put up with.." You unbuckle your pants and pull them down to your ankles and do the same to your underwear There is a very large banana standing at attention on your pelvic area. You start to un-peel it and begin to stroke it in a rapid fashion so you can get this over with as fast as possible. At this point you have reached a new low in life, your sitting at home jacking off to a puppet. After juicing your banana you wipe off any of the fluids left from your fruit stroking escapades. Kinda tangy in flavor, you need more fruit in your diet. There are no cups in your surrounding area and you are not sure if you have neighbors, you don't remember leaving your house since the patch.
You realize this is make-believe, and you don't have to act like you would in real life, right? Check to see if aircraft update has been released for that one extremely popular game.
Go to forums.empiresmod.com and write a post in a thread called Empires Adventures. Uh oh, recursion.
So thats what I am to you people, some kind of joke? No, not anymore, the voices in my head were one thing, but this... This is sick... Fuck all of you people.. I am downing the pills I found in the cupboard, see you assholes in hell.
I'm somewhat surprised there was a way to win this game, although I suppose that, in retrospect, the only possibilities for victory all resulted in the release of this tortured individual from the mortal coil.
The mistake was telling the subject he was being observed, he would undergo the motion of being observed thus making the entire experiment setup to fail. A captain should always go down with his ship, I knew the risks. If anything this helped me gather data, and prepare me for future endeavors.
This is a much more tragic tale than it's being made out to be. A man sitting at his computer suddenly goes crazy. He hears voices in his head that tell him to do strange, illogical things. And they won't stop. This leads him to go on rampages, have hallucinatory adventures, and he begins to suffer short term memory loss. He cannot tell if a day has passed, or if he has actually done anything that he believes he has done. Through all this, nobody helps him, nobody knows what is happening to him, and he is all alone. Not able to take it anymore, Wayne Kerr commits suicide, ending the constant barrage of voices telling him what to do. Suck it, wanker.
