Devourawr - Coming Soon to You!

17th May to until I get bored and decide to leave

 

I'll pm you my cell. I'll get you on some lists for fancy west end clubs and seedy east end strip joints. I'll show you the dirty underbelly of Londinium!

 

A-z-K is hooked up yo.

I'm back in the UK end of May/early June, so if you're still there then and are willing to get a train to Manchester or Preston, I can probably arrange something.

 

I really hope you're serious. Also expect oinking on that phone at ridiculous hours.

@Tricky
Yeah, I'll stick around until at least then, we'll get up to some shenanigans. I really want to see Scotland, up for a road trip?

 

Just try and keep up, young blood!

 

No, fuck Scotland.

 

the grand canyon is possibly the most beautiful place on earth. it's quite an experience. i'm glad you got the chance to go.

 

Dangit I really wish I could join you guys! Pm me when you'll be meeting up. I'll try.

 

I am really trying to get entrance to the Ceremony of the Keys but its booked solid for 3 months. It is pretty amazing, 700 years and they have never missed a single night, not even when it was bombed.

 

Fuck no.

 

Why does no one ban him for that? :eek:

 

not with you asshat, with Dev and Azk, unlike you they are sociable!

 

A picture paints a thousand words. Unfortunately in this case every one of the thousand words is "bell-end" Spartacus. Seriously, you are like a whole page late & besides there are other active threads you can stir shit in if you feel the need to interject into someone else's ego tantrums, this one is still kinda interesting.

 

People should get banned from empires forum for spoiling lurkers their fun.

 

Stalin is in Scotland, just follow the sounds of "Nikkars" and "cooonts".

 

I don't know how many people get to watch each night, I think about 15-30, the Beefeaters have a private bar at the tower which is probably the oldest private drinking club in the world. Not many people get to see it but you can be invited by a Beefeater - so called because they were paid amongst other things with rations of beef. Which was quite fancy at the time.

Whilst the Beefeaters are charged with protecting the crown jewels they are primarily tour guides, most are retired military. The Beefeaters are friendly, but you'll also see non-com Royal Guards at other places around the City of London and whilst they are treated as tourist attractions most people don't realise they are usually well decorated and take their guard seriously, its pays to be respectful.

 

Chillax parabro, you won't be missing out on a slice of the devo pizza. That festival thing better happen, though.

Also people defending bravely against the shitposting brings a tear of joy to my eye ;_:

 

Get Him On Your Bike Azk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!