Devourawr - Coming Soon to You!

So about 6 months ago I said how I'm going on a little solo tour around the world, and that you guys are some of the people I want to meet/kick in the teeth.

So here's my itinerary.
April 16th -> Berkeley, SF
April 29th -> Boston
May -> UNITED KINGDOM M8
June -> Spain
July -> Norwagon/Scandinavia
August -> UK again
Sept -> Schengen zone travel
Oct -> " "/home


I'm already going to meet Trickster, a.k.a sugar daddy, who will drive me around in his awesome car-to-be, Paradox will buy me some drinks in the Schengen area, might smoke a bowl or 22 with hobbes, and theotherjms said something about staying with him but I'll have to chase that up.

SO. Who wants to host a Devourawr for a couple nights to a week? Not rapey, promises to be nice, and will probably do some dishes for you on top. Even if it's not possible, I still want to meet up with you folks.
Scandinavian players, don't you all know one another? Take me to one of your meetups.
German people are especially loved, I would love to stay there as much as possible in my Schengen time.

I'll be using this thread to post updates and crap along the way. Such as photos with all your handsome mugs!

EDIT: No, fuck off mrdei

 

Don't go on blind dates organised by this man, I wouldn't recommend them.

 

Pff, that's a bit bloody rich. Also, we have to meet up sometime next week. I'm starting off with you, remember?

 

You are trying to spread aids all over empires? Cool :D

Get your shit sorted with theotherJMS, he's just a two hour drive away from me ove:

 

Wow, off topic is going gay. Use protection, Dev.

 

I'd hug that.

 

Wait, when did I agree to meet you? I'm fairly sure I said I was way too far away from London.

 

B-but you said we'd drive around in your Aston M-Martin...
Besides, England is the size of Tasmania. I'm sure 'too far away' is equal to like 90 minutes on a train.

 

I'll drive you around in my opel corsa
Or we could just steal my parents mercedes for a night ove:

 

Thank god, i'm in the safe zone. :D

 

I'd be in the middle of spring term by then, but you're welcome to come say hello to me up in Oregon

 

If you come to Chicago I could put up with some company for a few days.
We have a good tran system, its impossible to get lost long as you know where a train-station is.

 

don't miss oakland. it's a wonderful city.

 

Pro-Tip: Devourawr, post pics of yourself, so people can judge if they would let you come near them. Everyone is at least a bit shallow when it comes to that. Just so people know if you are 300 kilos of rainbow pride or 40 kilo crack hooker. :D

 

My dick has been near worse.
Long as your not 400+ I dont give one shit what you look like

 

True, if you look like someone that can get us laid, your chances of welcome will grow exponentially.

 

The true nature of every troll is shown right here

 

He's a pretty standard teenager



Sorta like this, but less gay, unless he's had a haircut.

 

He is wearing a necklace with a skull? Don't invite this satanist to your homes!

 

I mainly meant the hair, he wears pretty normal clothing from memory.

That said we talked for like a few minutes, and this was months ago