Devourawr - Coming Soon to You!

stop running away from your problems

 

My friend has Central Bearded Dragon which literally hates all life. And just hisses and hides. And yesterday we picked *this* little guy for him.

 

Today, I managed to get it to eat food. I was so happy for it and proud of myself, it think it's starting to get used to me, a bit at least.

 

What? No, that's not a real challenge. I mean something difficult :D
Yeah, I'm pretty modest, right

The bearded dragon story is pretty badass. Does it like to climb all over you? Does it lick you? I used to have a Blue Tongue, but google images says bearded dragons look cooler.

 

His challenge was to bang a midget in every country. Didn't quite work yet in britain.

 

I think it's still getting used to me. For the first two days, it'd back away if I brought my hand near it, but if it's letting me feed it by hand I suppose it's getting better, or desperate.

 

I used to have a common green iguana called Turby when I was about 10-12. He was about 5 foot long when he died and had the whole guest room to himself. Except when people came over to stay and I had to sleep in there so people could sleep in my room - because apparently guests don't like being in rooms with 5 foot reptiles. I loved it, in my mind I was sleeping in the jungle cos there was like half a tree in there and it was hot as fuck.

 

Oh man, I totally didn't get a pic of AzK. My bad. Here are two handsome motherfuckers, back when I had orange-tipped hair.

 

I expected Azk to be like in his late 30's.

Now I am embarrassed and hot and bothered..

 

Still in London dude?

 

I expected azk to look more like the way he sounds. Does azk have a second job as a radio dj?

 

Nah, I went back for a couple days but was pretty busy. Might be back again for a couple days, but it's a big maybe.

I'm in Prague, heading to Krakow on Friday

 

Welp, sucks for you. I'm mainly just going to pick up as many bottles of Polish vodka that will fit into my bag (I estimate 6) and then carry/drink them over the next 2 weeks.

Plus I hear it's a good city for parties and clubs.

 

Updatezeit.
I'm in Krakow, blah blah. Things are pretty decent around here, it's quite a quaint little city. Going to go see Auschwitz later on. Had some new adventures around here, my favourite being accidentally taking two doses of some kind of daterape drug some guys slipped into my friends drinks.
Need to get to France in the next week, then I'll bus back to Glasgow. Only 30 quid! amazing.

 

How does your rectum feel?

 

Relatively intact. After we figured out what it was I did something AzK calls a "t.c" and the rest of the night was great. Still, thought it would make a decent story.

 

We love rohypnol,
she got rohypnol
We take rohypnol
Just forget it all

Thats what you get when you chore everyone elses drinks you monster!

 

Date rape best rape!

 

Baby's got a temper is about stealing breast milk while date rape-ing? Fuck, I never knew the lyrics where about rohypnol :D