Devourawr - Coming Soon to You!

Yeah, the pit's really damn nice. First time I went to one, I lost my glasses and everyone stopped to help me find them.

 

bah, I always have my bright red spectacle case on my zip pocket, when I'm in the pit. Also overly aggressive teenagers are fun when they try to push my 110kg body around, and then I just lean on them and they go down like a sack of shit. When on a pit you don't have to be a dick. Also people who come on pit and say afterwards "I hated the people pushing me around", why are you in the pit? just my 2 drunken cents.

 

God, those people are annoying as fuck. I hate how at some shows, you'll get the wall of people at the front of the stage just standing there not doing anything, but who then will get pissed the fuck off when someone from the pit so much as touches them. If they don't want to get involved with the pit, they need to learn to stay the fuck away from it.

 

Pulling someone up if they go down is pit standards. Also returning the odd missing shoe and creating a small space for laces during breaks between songs.

I once had some mouthy prick say "don't fucking push me that hurt" once which was quite funny. He was close to being the chavvy type and I assumed quickly fucked off.

 

The worst kind of moshpit people are the ones that go in on the sides then get out after 10 seconds and go brag about it with their friends. Mfw last summer.

 

In local news, an young Australian man was brutally raped and murdered tomorrow when he met up with a British man he met on an internet forum. It is alleged the man, aged in his late 20's, lured the boy into his car under false pretenses, then drugged and drove him into an abandoned warehouse near Blackpool, before attempting to dispose of the body in the ocean when he was arrested.
Witnesses heard the man attempt to explain his actions by claiming that "[the Australian man] was a terrible player, and that raping and killing him was the only way to stop Empires from dying."
The investigation continues.

 

Cool, future news!

 

Yeah, Probably didn't come through my last post, but I don't want to hurt other people, so finding stuff and helping people to get up is essential for pit to work.

Interested to see that face.

Also tards who stand in the middle of the pit/wall of death (circle pit exception.) and dare people to come at them. Funny part is watching them come out of there with a bleeding face after 10seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V97j5D33uzY
mfw at video.

 

Your meeting that insane person? The one with that face?

 

They want to the arcade together. Drank fizzy drink, ate chips/crisps and sang Marie Poppin's Jolly Holliday

 

Tricky was fine, very few dickings occured.

I'm in FOOKEN SCOTLAND M8. Best place I've been so far. Staying at a hostel, everyone loves me, and every night is crazy. I even extended my stay here, things are awesome.

Every scot I've met though is a complete tosser.

 

Maybe you're just not on the same lvl. Insert mo fuel matey. ove:

 

I fucking told you.

 

Nobody can hope to match my level lately. Nobody

 

I went back through all my photos/videos and found one of a really fucking wasted azk. Not sure if I should upload it here or not.

 

Only if you have permission from Azk's designated parent or guardian.

 

I'll the release the video of that night with the 3 really short guys, the gaffa tape and the sedated lobster.

 

Dudes, PICTURE FIGHT! GO!

 

I don't even know what video he's talking about, which makes me REALLY scared. So you win this round.

In the meantime, enjoy some trickster. Which reminds me, I need a haircut.