Pff, my hair isn't that long, also that guys nose is HUGE. I'm sorry, here's the gayest picture of me I can find.
I don't have a bathroom, I don't live in a permanent house. That's Empty's girlfriends place, taking the photo. The flash covers her up though.
I feel like I should apologize to empty again here, I didn't emphasize enough that she was a bitch. If its any consolation, she's put on a bit of weight recently. And no McGuyver, I don't live there. So anybody else want to be my friend and let me crash/hang out with them now that I'm not a 600kg brony serial rapist?
I can't make out a second person in that picture, but, since we got that sorted, please punch the person in the eye that decided to use a flash for that pic. Thank you.
God damnit, maybe if I was a 600kg serial rapist brony people would be more inviting. I want to catch up with you fags. I'll put on weight and watch the abomination if you invite me into your homes! No rapey. So anyway, I leave for dumfuckistan THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH! USA USA USA in the morning. I didn't get to have a meetup with Empty at the maccas he works at, but I promise I'll take a goofy photo of myself in Califahwnya and photoshop us together. Any Ameribros, preferably in Cali or New York, want to catch up? Once in a lifetime event, folks.
lol. If you come to London I will buy you beer. Best I can do, social norms prevent me from hosting young men I meet on internet forums, no matter how awesome said forum might be. Which is a shame because I live in a huge mansion filled with naked concubines