Would you tap her?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zeke, Jun 24, 2011.

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Would you tap her?

  1. Yes

    25.9%
  2. No

    51.9%
  3. No, cuz im gay.

    22.2%
  1. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    Yeah she is fucking ugly.
     
  2. PwnedYoAss

    PwnedYoAss Member

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    Meh, I'm still a minor. Sure.
     
  3. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    Her butterface makes her look like x2 her age.
     
  4. Lawliet

    Lawliet Member

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    This topic made me laugh since it's about Courtney Stodden.
     
  5. Varbles

    Varbles Simply Maptastic. Staff Member

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    CAN'T SLEEP, GOTTA KNOW IF THESE GUYS ON THE INTERNET WOULD BANG THIS CHICK OR NOT

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  6. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    Why tap her when you can tap your life size anime doll?
     
  7. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    who did she marry?

    i dunno wtf is wrong w you guys, at the most base level, fuck yes i would tap that.

    statuesque blonde w big tits. um. let me think. nnnn-yes
    yes i would.

    i hope it was locke she married, he's such a pimp.
     
  8. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    It's funny 'cause she's 16 and already looks like a 30 year old playboy.
     
  9. Dr. Turtle

    Dr. Turtle Member

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    natural beauty is better then what this chick looks like.
     
  10. Zeke

    Zeke Banned

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    Doug Hutchison, 51.

    Doug Is An Actor Who You Might Recognize As That Creepy Guy From “Lost”
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    Or That Creepy Guy From “The Green Mile”
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    Or That Creepy Guy From “The X-Files”
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    Or That Creepy Guy Who Married a 16 Year Old.
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  11. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    looking at those first pictures it makes sense her parents would give her consent to marry the bassist from blink 182. I think they were hoping it would keep her from being more slutty.
     
  12. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    Wow x3 her age. Old enough to be her grandfather. I mean why marry him? Wouldn't Hugh Hefner or some other old, rich fart be a better choice? If not for the money, then Why!? Love? Fuck that.
     
  13. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    The weirdest thing about that though is when the older spouse starts to really look old like Katherine Zeta Jones and her husband while the younger one looks like a grand daughter or something. But in this case shes only gonna look about 10 years younger.

    And as creepy and gross as it is, he got pretty lucky.. Age is important but the real gross thing is when the girl is still a little girl, this chick is not a little girl.
     
  14. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    If she's 16, and he's 51, then he would have been 35 when she was born.

    Which means that at best, his kid had to have been born when he was 18, and then that kid had her when he was 17.

    You live in a weird place if a 51 year old can reasonably be the grandfather of a 16 year old.
     
  15. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    He's from New Jersey.
     
  16. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    it's called condoms break in highschool, it makes perfect sense for it to happen in America.
     
  17. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    Really? It is very common for traditional families to get marry by their late teens and start having kids. Maybe not for a majority of Europeans or Americans but everyone else in the world. Also, even if you don't plan to have kids...

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    They will come outta nowhere for a number of reasons

    You must be a weird person if you don't know this...
     
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  18. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    I would bang her if she looked like 16 and not like a MILF.
     
  19. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    Did anyone catch the irony here? I'll personally make a rap dedicated in your honor if you are the first to point it out.
     
  20. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    I see the contradiction, but the irony is lost on me.
     

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