Would you tap her?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zeke, Jun 24, 2011.

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Would you tap her?

  1. Yes

    25.9%
  2. No

    51.9%
  3. No, cuz im gay.

    22.2%
  1. Zeke

    Zeke Banned

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    Would you?
     
  2. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    By "tap" you mean watch anime together with?
     
  3. Dr. Turtle

    Dr. Turtle Member

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    she is too fat
     
  4. Krenzo

    Krenzo Administrator

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    My instant reaction anytime one of these polls is posted is, "that's a man, baby!" Then, Eric Estrada shows up in a bath towel. I mean, just look at those broad shoulders and those man hands.
     
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  5. LordDz

    LordDz Capitan Rainbow Flowers

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    Gotta agree with Krenzo on this one, coming from ya Zeke, it's a very high chance that is a man/something not being a woman.
     
  6. Krazer

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    Looks like she has arm hair in the first pic.
     
  7. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    The shirt lies. Dem sum fakeass ugly boobies.
     
  8. Empty

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    She's not that attractive, but (assuming it's actually a woman) I'm not exactly getting it anywhere else.
     
  9. f1r3w4rr10r

    f1r3w4rr10r Modeler

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    she looks definitly a bit suspicious
     
  10. Zeke

    Zeke Banned

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    haha she is 100% woman...

    The thing which was lulz though was her age.














































































    16.
    and she just married.
    while 16.
     
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  11. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    Man chin

    DO NOT WANT
     
  12. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    She has a bit of a manufactured quality.

    It's like someone read the technical manual for a human but has never actually seen one in action, and then they built a human, giving it humanlike structure and proportions, but it nonetheless looks somehow not like any human should look, and you can't quite figure out why.

    Basically she looks like she is off the television, everyone on TV looks like that.
     
  13. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Its called surgery chris.
     
  14. Devourawr

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    So she's 16. I thought you were going to come out saying she had some kind of toothed vagina.
    The married part is kinda creepy however.
     
  15. Grantrithor

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    she looks ah rey, but the eyebrows makes it minus 90 points.

    seriously eye brows too bushy.
     
  16. complete_

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    thought it was a man when i saw this last night
     
  17. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    is she the chick who married that 50 year old guy from the show lost?

    also wow those hormones in KFC really hurt her haha, shes gonna look 40 when she hits 20
     
  18. alucard13mmfmj

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  19. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    lol another thing if you are gonna use a term like "tap" make sure you use it correctly. I know you guys would be all over me if I got some internet slang wrong so I will correct you with my knowledge of growing up in the ghetto.

    "would you tap it?" You don't refer to a female you would sleep with as a person. It is an object made specifically for your sexual pleasures, hunger, and financial problems.
     
  20. Zeke

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    I dont know about you, but i sure as heck wouldnt take a person like her as a serious person to go out with.
    She's a rich 16 year old silicon-based airhead.
    So tap fits perfectly.
     

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