Would you tap her?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zeke, Jun 24, 2011.

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Would you tap her?

  1. Yes

    25.9%
  2. No

    51.9%
  3. No, cuz im gay.

    22.2%
  1. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    Did you say "toothed vagina"?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr9yNiHz9Zc

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  2. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    I crossed my legs.
     
  3. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    ohh... I swear I my nuts yanked up when I saw that video.
     
  4. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    Hahahah those things are awesome.
     
  5. Empty

    Empty Member

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    Physical pain in the wang was experienced.
    Someone should study crotch empathy in men, usually we don't really care for other peoples pain/discomfort but if it involves a penis suddenly we're all covering our crotch and grimacing.
     
  6. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    I was more thinking that it is quite possible a girl I know would use one on me for fun. It's the kind of thing she'd enjoy.

    Hope they aren't that hard to remove.
     
  7. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    i she did that to me, this would result in a straight puch to the face relieving her of her front-teeth ...
     
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  8. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    I'd find it funny, it doesn't seem as though it's actually dangerous, just painful.
     
  9. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    same goes for the lack of teeth ...

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    but well, whatever fits your sexual needs - "if both agree ..."
     
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  10. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    Well no, because teeth don't grow back, your dick won't drop off because someone poked a few holes in it.
     
  11. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    kismet ...
     
  12. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    What about kismet?
     
  13. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    if u play with fire, you shouldnt be suprised if a fist hits you straight on ...
     
  14. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    a few holes? That don't matter to you? I don't want a single extra hole in my bazooka cannon! I only want one exit. I don't want little fish hooks catching this whale.

    From now on men should do a fist check before wang insertion.
     
  15. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    No, not really, I don't mind when she pokes holes in any other part of me. I heal quickly enough.
     
  16. Empty

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    I believe those things were designed to cause permanent scarring so the police could identify rapists after the act.

    It seems a bit retarded because of the situation chris specified, if a girl you're having consensual sex puts one of these on (in?) and claims you raped her that's a bit shit.
     
  17. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    well I don't think thoes rapists are going to be showing up to hospitals after this happens anyways. its the john bobit syndrome. Sir Is your dick bleeding? Nope... not mine(covers blood soaked pants)
     
  18. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    Yeah unfortunately those things can only be removed in a hospital otherwise you'll tear your dick apart
     
  19. Devourawr

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    Guess it's anal rape from here on out fellas.

    Sorry if this offends anyone.
     
  20. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    naw... just gimi a pair of metal shears and ill have that thing off in 3 shakes of a penis.
     

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