wait...why should a doctor see it? What if it still works perfectly fine and has recieved no complaints? is there still a problem? pls rspond now k?
We'll all be fine, as long as NO ONE here tells the proud yet stupid (and poorly informed, thanks to our propaganda machine) Clawtopian Peoples that the Governor-General (Pickajoe) and I intend to flee to the Brenodi Capital with most (if not all) of the country's wealth as soon as Jekotian infantry touch their boots on our shores. That is, I can't speak for the GG. If he wants to stay and oppose the might of the Northern Faction, well, he can have fun with that.
i have an easy way around that. the airborne light tank division of Emergency Patch Island will never touch your shores, nor is it infantry. they will simply drop light tanks armed to the teeth from 50 feet in the air, with parachutes.
The independent nation of Broccolistan extends an invitation to retire northwards, should you so desire.
I mobilize the EPI 83rd Light Armoured Airborne Division to Clawtopia. You have 1 day before they arrive from above. As a warning, one tank is stripped down and essentially a rolling nuke. Should all else fail, some damage will be incurred by its sacrificial detonation.
The South Islands laugh at the pitiful island warfare and continue to ship arms to all sides for an incredible profit.
EPI is polishing off our chemical based weapons program. includes chemical flame throwers and flame mowtars
*shows KILLX the smallest print of all, that stuff that looks like a smudge on the bottom of the back of the contract* "SOUTH ISLANDS, INC takes no responsibility for nukes lost to trigger happy stat-padding point whores in the factory"
You just kinda did yourself in by destroying your only supplier of nukes. Also, almost every other territory is now preparing to go to war with you, mr. attacker of neutral lands.
Meanwhile, the Überreich renames itself as Überland, and makes more territorial claims. http://goannasvencoop.com/jj45/Empires_territory_roleplay.jpg
I don't really understand what's happening in Clawtopia considering A. Airplanes don't exist yet (or at least, none of the smaller nations have access to them, seeing as NF and BE certainly don't) and B. KillX just admitted that he HAD no nukes, or if he did, he just used up his only nuke to nuke his nuke supplier. and C. Solokiller used his magical dev powers to destroy the EPI airforce, anyway. so, considering that Clawtopia is apparently being attacked by holograms, I'm going down to the beach.
a) they exist, their just rather shitty at this point, unable to carry weapons, restricted to a short-range transport b) i didnt admit i had no nukes, i said that particular shipment was late. i have my own nuclear facilities, their just slow and shitty. they tend to blow up because some idiot splits the atom before it lands on the enemy. c) its been weeks since Solokiller's attack, and the production plants are in full force edit: also, my tanks are in your mansion, drinking your wine.
