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  1. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Does wonders for the kidneys, you just pee until the endo f days!

    I can only drink so much in a session.
     
  2. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    You could say

    You cant hold your drink
     
  3. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    ba dum tissch
     
  4. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Dafuq is hard cider.
     
  5. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    In the United States, we often distinguish between alcoholic apple cider and non-alcoholic apple cider. The alcoholic version is often called "hard cider" or "hard apple cider", while the non-alcoholic version is almost always just called "apple cider".
     
  6. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Isn't non alcoholic cider just apple juice?
     
  7. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    Apple cider is unfiltered and sometimes unpasteurized. Apple juice is always filtered and pasteurized.
     
  8. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    God damn, that's fucking weird. Filtered apple juice is normally dirt cheap crap meant for lunch boxes while real apple juice is delicious.

    Cider is meh. Even the best cider is meh. It's just puke fuel for teenagers.
     
  9. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Haha, must suck having to pay alot for apple juice.

    Poland, the land of many shitty things and also apple orchards/
     
  10. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    Hmmm, I grind up apples I get at a local farm. Makes good cider. Haven't tried to make it alcoholic though, not sure if I would really want to to be honest. I mean hard cider is one of the few alcoholic drinks I like, along with ginger beer and this really really nice vanilla rum. Actually even plain rum can be nice sometimes. but anyways I think the cider is great on its own and would receive no benefits by becoming alcoholic.
     
  11. Grantrithor

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    That's not funny, it's not even a pun. It's just literal.
     
  12. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    You just cant appreciate it.
     
  13. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    I only brush my teeth in the morning, and for a long time I used to drink 6-8 cans of coca cola a day, though I don't now. Either way, never needed a filling or anything. Shit's great.
     

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