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  1. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    I cant feel anything....

    ohgod it feels so weird

    HOLES IN MY TEETH, I CAN TOUCH THEM WITH MY TONGUUUUUE

    so dizzy...........
     
  2. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    I CANT MOVE MY LIPS ANY MORE

    my nose feels funny too
     
  3. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Lol so random.
     
  4. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    See this is why I fucking hate dentists.
     
  5. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    I thought this was going to be a thread about those fucking disgusting photoshops that make me sick. You know, the ones where people have the holes in their body with little things in them, like the plants?

    Anyway, good luck with your dental work.
     
  6. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    What did they inject you with, horse tranqs?

    Also, fucking disgusting, wtf is wrong with you.
     
  7. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    If only your hand was so numb
     
  8. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    RIP wisdom teeth
     
  9. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    Caaaaaaaaandles, I think we need jetpacks.
    And you should remove the commander. Do IT!!!
     
  10. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    y u do dis
     
  11. Trainzack

    Trainzack Member

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    I remember when I got my wisdom teeth out. I couldn't eat food or drink without spilling it all over myself for days.

    Anyway, merry Christmas, Candles.
     
  12. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    So when I made those posts, I was about half of the way through having half the teeth in my upper jaw filled in. At that point, I had already gotten about 8 shots of anesthetic into my mouth and shit was numbed as fuck. I had also been up since 5 AM and had been laying on my back with my mouth open for two hours. Suffice to say, I was tired and sore and somewhat delirious.

    By the end of it, I had gotten 13 doses of Novocaine in 12 shots (One of them was a double dosage.) At least I got all the holes filled in my upper teeth though.

    Also, that was just getting fillings, not getting wisdom teeth pulled.
     
  13. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Someone evaded the dentist for too long. I wish Austrian dentists were as liberal with the usage of anaesthetica.
     
  14. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    You should have become a dentist Then.
     
  15. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    Well, he gave me the initial four shots, two in each side. Then, starting on the right, he gave me another one when he went for the molar. Then two more for the canine. Then another for the canine when I could still feel the drilling. Then another when he went for the right central incisor. Then one for the left molar, two more for the first premolar, canine and lateral incisor, and a final for the left central incisor.
     
  16. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    I dident know they let people play on their phones while a giant fucking cannon is pointed at their face to take pictures of the teeth.
     
  17. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    What, you dont get to make selfies while someone has drilling implements in your facial cavity?
     
  18. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    I never owned a phone that had a camera.
     
  19. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    13 shots? The fuck were they doing? Extracting your entire jaw?
     
  20. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    Fillings. Lots of fillings. I think like 8 fillings.

    The Novocaine just refused to take, so he ended up having to give me a a good lot of the stuff.

    I like my dentist though; he's really picky with making sure that the fillings are flush and that the bite pattern changes as little as possible, so he takes a bit longer with polishing the fillings off but I can't even feel them with my tongue or when I clench my teeth.
     
    Last edited: Dec 18, 2014

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