Mr. Die Friended me on Steam.

Oh that's easy. You don't need robot guide dogs, you just need to perfect bionic eyes.

Give it 20 years or so.

 

Heyheyheyehey, issue 4 is out. And even though he uses my signature, and mentions me offhandedly, why can't he use my name? Cmon, I even added you on Steam! GIVE ME ATTENTION!

 

I scolded him a long time ago for getting his facts completely wrong on numerous areas in some issue a couple months ago. He said it was from some David guy but I think he still uses his work. Mr. Stan lost his credibility a long time ago. I stopped looking at his work since then.

 

Ok, can someone explain to a poor noob who the hell this schizo is and why we care about him?



You can't tell him no.

EDIT- Forgot that this game attracts empathy-lacking sociopaths like there's no tommorrow. You definitely can tell him no, but maybe you won't?

 

It is a mixture of bandwagon effect and cult of (negative) personality that keeps the spirit of Mr. Stan alive. The back story is long but you can refer to Trickster's post (forgot link) on his interaction with him. This is generally the same story everyone has when they have encountered him.

In a nutshell, ignore him if he sends you a message through Steam or other means. He has been known to stalk players, impersonate as a Empires dev, and ask for people to post his fiction work on the forums.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE9qYMHBKp0

 

I found that there were quite a few points in my conversations with him that I genuinely liked. Of course, all of those points are when he left to get food or something.

 

I bet aspertam and gluten keep him alive.

 

Time to end this thread by spontaneously posting heaps of information about Mr. Derp. Hopefully.

Trix's post:
http://forums.empiresmod.com/showpost.php?p=346569&postcount=161

His best troll (so far):
http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...s=org.mozilla:nb-NO:official&client=firefox-a

Keywords for Google (Finding his retarded shit):
Empires, League, The

Every poster on his site is an alias. No-one actually supports a "Blackhole Front", everyone that isn't Mr. Dick is a "Deeist", yadada. He is probably insane, or the greatest troll in existence. On a completely unrelated topic, my computer was hacked and every driver deleted after I created my signature. Still borked.

 

YES! Now me and all my hundreds of fellow members.... Oh.

 

Can I be in the brutos empty sub clique?

 

So I was right about one thing, Empires does attract Sociopaths.

.)

Thanks for the info.

 

does one have to program, or create particles to enter the brutos/empty sub-clique?

 

I can make shitty models of ugly things, thx to firewarrior and a one-day-tutorial. Let me in!

EDITH saz: I can bribe you with tasty Bratwurst!

 

NEIN! Das ist mein Bratwurst! Although you Germans make a tasty sausage. Especially on sauerkraut. Damn, I'm hungry.

Anyhow, all you have to do is get yourself mentioned in Mr. Derps Empires Intelligence (or lack of) Report. That'll make you an honorary member. My signature happens to be an honorary member, although I I'm not. That selfish bum, he never mentions me. A wild idea appears. Use>Pokemon

"All glory to King Empty. May he forever hold dominion over us peons and the Banned Users. May he forever crush the Democratic Front. Amen."

Devourawr, Psalm IVIX

 

I approve.

 

Screw you and your fancy "C". I don't believe in C. I believe in XXXXX. That's the REAL C.

See, this is where I would make a joke about Mr. Die, but I just got my computer working after days of effort and I don't really feel like getting hacked again.

 

lol hacked virus lul
how u do taht?