Let's (actually) play ... Dwarf Fortress!

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  1. Skyrage

    Skyrage Member

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    Dwarfish Greed > everything else :D
     
    Skyrage, Oct 11, 2008
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  2. TheBoff

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    I'm going to challenge myself, and play as the leader, being a fat, lazy, selfish drunk. Tune in for more later!
     
    TheBoff, Oct 11, 2008
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  3. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    Be a Soap Maker
     
    Beerdude26, Oct 11, 2008
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  4. -Mayama-

    -Mayama- MANLY MAN BITCH

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    if you bring the cocktails?
     
    -Mayama-, Oct 11, 2008
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  5. TheBoff

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    The Chronicles of Captin Wineblood, Leader of The Bath of Whores

    Here beginsh the chroniclsh of Captain Wineblood, leader of the Mountain Homesh "Soshal Cleanshing" program. Or shomefing like that.

    I believe the idea ish to get rid of sheveral drainsh on sociaty, and as the biggesht drain of all, I am the leader.

    I haf chosen a site with think vegetation, sho that our wine production industry can flourishhh. And I have d .. del .. deliber ... thought long and hard about what to take wif ush.

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    Togehther wif my highly skilled team:

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    we will create an new home for dwarfkind.

    Now if you'll excushe me I'm short of firsty.
     
    TheBoff, Oct 11, 2008
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  6. TheBoff

    TheBoff Member

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    We haf already encountered shome unfreindly wildlife:
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    TheBoff, Oct 11, 2008
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  7. TheBoff

    TheBoff Member

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    6thththththhh of Granite

    I haf set mosht of my dwarves to gather plants for wine, for our sctocks are running dangeroushly low, whilsht I relax and others dig out our new homesh.
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    TheBoff, Oct 11, 2008
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  8. Beerdude26

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    OH FUCK ME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WAS CARP

    /me runs
     
    Beerdude26, Oct 11, 2008
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  9. TheBoff

    TheBoff Member

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    I didn't know! I DIDN'T KNOW! We'll just have to see how this pans out...
     
    TheBoff, Oct 11, 2008
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  10. Drag

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    I actually made soap once, for whatever reason... oh right! I build a small tower out of soap with it.

    Its just normal carp, undead carp is worse.
     
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    Drag, Oct 11, 2008
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  11. blizzerd

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    smooth walls eh... gonna try that now!

    how do i make liqueur beverages? i have a still and some plump helmet
     
    blizzerd, Oct 11, 2008
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  12. Drag

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    Well make sure you have:

    Empty!!! Barrels
    Enough Plump thingies
    Some guy with "brewing" as labor set.

    tell the still via the Q-menu to brew drink
     
    Drag, Oct 11, 2008
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  13. TheBoff

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    [​IMG][​IMG]

    Lognosh Gar haf led to our firsht fatality.

    Thankfully, our massive alcohol production industry is srating to get going.
     
    TheBoff, Oct 11, 2008
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  14. TheBoff

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    We haf been having a bushy year.

    One of ush is already dead, but nobody like him anyway. Hish c .. co .. cor body rotsh wif the fish that killed him.

    I haf made farmsh for mushroomsh, the ingredient of wine, but we donot haf enogh to start production. I haf made all the workshopsh, and bedroomsh necessary.
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    There's also a sizable farm.

    Oiout of character:
    Things are going alright. Wineblood's sole aim is the production of more wine, so that's what's going on at the moment. I'm going to leave Beerdude with a bit of a situation when I'm done, but oh well. Shouldn't take too long before the ear is up (it's already autumn).
     
    TheBoff, Oct 11, 2008
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  15. DeadReckoning

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    oh snapples this already started hehe :D

    *edit*
    YOU FLOCKING MOTHER FLOCKER!
    YOU KILLED ME!!!!!!! D:!!!!!!!
    WORSE YOU MADE ME DROWN! I FLOCKING HATE SWIMMING!

    :@ grrrrr
     
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    DeadReckoning, Oct 12, 2008
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  16. mr_quackums

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    sweet, im a dildo salesman!!!!

    i love this game.
     
    mr_quackums, Oct 12, 2008
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  17. blizzerd

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    my fortress has a famine, and is filled with rocks :(


    i basically made it a little to big for my population of midgets and they turned all there mushrooms into whine :( now they must drink to forget the hunger
     
    blizzerd, Oct 12, 2008
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  18. TheBoff

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    @DeadReckoning: I didn't do it on purpose! I swaer! I don't know why you decided you wanted to collect the herbs and plants INSIDE THE LONGNOSE GAR POOL
     
    TheBoff, Oct 12, 2008
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  19. Beerdude26

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    Cook your booze
     
    Beerdude26, Oct 12, 2008
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  20. blizzerd

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    excuse me?

    I am truly sorry for not being able to understand you :(
     
    blizzerd, Oct 12, 2008
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