Infiltration Round 4: Can't see shit Cap'n

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  1. blizzerd

    blizzerd Member

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    *kis kis kiiiiiis*
     
  2. Empty

    Empty Member

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    scardy astro
    astro scardy
    kylegar astro

    Astro 2
    Scardy 1

    "Then it's decided." Kylegar said calmly.
    "Agreed, Astro dies." Scardy replied.

    Scardy stepped forward and placed a pistol to the back of Astro's neck.
    "Any last words?"
    "Well actually, I've written up a 600 word summary of my feelings."
    "I think you should just die." Scardybob said, as he pulled the trigger and splattered AstroArchitect's brains across the floor.
    "I had a hunch it was you, Kylegar." Scardy said.
    "I'm glad it turned out this way, the last thing I wanted was to be stuck with that idiot."
    "Shall we fight like men?" Scardy asked.
    "Have I fought like a man thus far?" came the reply.
    Without turning, Scardy slammed his elbow backwards, hitting Kylegar's weapon which was pointed towards Scardy's head, the pistol clattered the ground and Kylegar swore.
    Scardy stepped over Astro's body and turned to face Kylegar.
    "Have you got anything to say about what you've done?" Scardy asked.
    "I don't regret a thing." replied Kylegar.
    Scardy pointed his pistol towards Kylegar, but he dived out of the way and rolled to his feet. Scardy fired twice, both shots missed.
    Kylegar ran for the door, dodging Scardy's fire as he ran, 3 more shots rang out, and all 3 missed.
    He reached the door and slammed it open, sand and wind poured into the building, and Scardy covered his eyes with his hands.
    Kylegar saw his opportunity and rushed him, Scardy pulled his hands away from his face, and fired twice, both missed. His opponent went into a dive tackle, and both men ended up on the ground. Scardy's pistol went flying into the back of the room.
    They wrestled on the ground briefly, Scardy got on top of Kylegar and laid several punches into him.
    "Fucking Jekotian scum!" he screamed as he laid his fists into Kylegars face.
    Kylegar felt aroudn the floor for any kind of weapon, all he could find was sand, so he threw it into Scardy's eyes.
    Scardy's attacks ceased as he covered his eyes with his hands and rolled off Kylegar.
    Kylegar saw his chance and stumbled to his feet, blood dripped from his nose onto the sand covered floor.
    Scardy regained his composure and got to his feet too. The pair stood staring at eachother.
    "If I told you it was Astro, would you believe me?" Kylegar asked. He spat out some blood and grinned to Scardybob.
    "If I said you were a dead man, would you believe me?" Scardy replied, as he ran at Kylegar. Kylegar jumped out of the way, but Scardy corrected in time and landed on his legs, and they ended up on the ground once more.
    Kylegar kicked at Scardy's arms, and he lost his grip.
    Kylegar looked around, and saw a pile of sand with some polished black steel visible, he reached for it, and pulled out ScardyBob's pistol.
    "Enough games." Kylegar said, as he stumbled to his feet, pistol in hand, Scardy tried to push himself to his feet, but failed, and he laid on the ground, gasping for air.
    Kylegar stepped towards ScardyBob and pointed the pistol at his head.
    "Any last words? For real, this time." Kylegar asked, his face grim.
    "None for you."
    "You fought well. It's a shame you are not Jekotian." Kylegar said, as he shot ScardyBob

    As Kylegar stepped out of the barracks, he shielded his eyes from the sand whipping around. He looked upwards, and for the first time since the whole affair began, one could see the blue of the sky beginning to shine through the clouds of sand. The sandstorm began to subside


    GG
    Infiltrators WIN!

    I must congratulate Kylegar on a great job, that was quite impressive.
    Well done.
     
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  3. PreDominance

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    Me and Empty sat talking, saying the infs were fucking retarded and they were going to die due2 the comm vote hijack.

    Nice distraction, :3
     
  4. Kylegar

    Kylegar Specstax Rule

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    Good Game guys

    Sorry to all my targets. I really do love you all.
     
  5. blizzerd

    blizzerd Member

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    oh gawd, we still won
     
  6. --{[TheÁstroÁr¢hítect]}--

    --{[TheÁstroÁr¢hítect]}-- Banned

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    Haha :p

    GG, you did very well Kylegar. Congratulations for that. ^^
     
  7. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    knew it (him or varbles)
     
  8. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    gj kylegar , you pulled out a nice mix of extreme luck and ability to rescue a dead cause

    kudos
     
  9. ScardyBob

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    Boo, I still blame MageKnight for the loss. A roflman who randomly picks targets is as bad as an inf IMO.

    Also, gg.
     
  10. Mageknight

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    I didn't pick targets randomly. I picked targets other people suspected, whose logic I agreed with.

    The only vigilante kill I made was Varbles... Which happened to be the game losing action.

    I am a terrible roffle though.
     
  11. -=]Kane[=-

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    Lol i knew it was Kylegar since the "red tape" clue
    It was so horribly obvious and you failed until the end to see it ^^
     
  12. blizzerd

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    14:45 - : ][CW][ :Blizzerd: Lol i knew it was Kylegar since the "red tape" clue
    It was so horribly obvious and you failed until the end to see it
    14:45 - : ][CW][ :Blizzerd: i dont get it
    14:45 - Empty: neither do i
     
  13. -=]Kane[=-

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    Empires' dead clue D; EMPIRES IS DEADDDD!!!! :(

    :p
     
  14. Kylegar

    Kylegar Specstax Rule

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    That uses the exact same logic as sand and wind :shiftyeyes:
     
  15. --{[TheÁstroÁr¢hítect]}--

    --{[TheÁstroÁr¢hítect]}-- Banned

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    and clouds...
     
  16. ScardyBob

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    And yet you waited till now to inform us? This reeks of 20/20 hindsight vision.
     
  17. Theowningone

    Theowningone Noone likes me :'(

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    EDIT: I answered my own question.
     
  18. Sandbag

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    well i can stop facepalming now
     
  19. Empty

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    Please explain to me.
    Yes that was a clue for kylegar, but I'd like to know what you interpreted it as.
     
  20. Varbles

    Varbles Simply Maptastic. Staff Member

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    these clues revealed infiltrators like Nostradamus revealed 9/11
     

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