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Banana and chocolate mix together very well...

 

tell me about all the black people you see in austria

 

Didnt you hear complete?
Austria was the birthplace of ghetto.
Surely one can come into the hood to 'hang out with homies.




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inb4, yes it know the concept is older than that.
My dick side just couldnt pass that chance.

 

You can't make a Holocaust joke and then apologize for it in the same post. Stand up for your joke, that is, if you have the space to stand at all. I hear it can get cramped in those ovens.

 

By "at the zoo" i mean black tourists from the US visiting the zoo, not what your dirty racists mind think! :D Austria doesn't keep black people as attraction in zoos, atleast not since 1850.

 

I'm Asian, and I actually do not find Asian women to be attractive.

 

No one finds Asian women to be attractive, although there are exceptions. But they are so appreciative of our massive American cocks since you Asian guys set the bar so low. That makes them hot !

Evolve already !

Vinnie

 

That's not nice at all, make fun of their eyes or driving.
But dick size is just being mean, come on man that isn't cool.
Its just a dick move

 

Are you guys serious? Asians are fucking sexy, and black chicks. Z1000000m that was a garbage Nazi joke, anne frankly I am not amused.

 

OK - sorry for attacking all Asians. I'd like to limit my previous comment to HeXi

Teef - Love you man !

Vinnie

 

I can nazi the problem with my lack of humour.

 

*no spoilers here*

Fitzgerald shambled down the winding road and beheld a waif weeping with the willow trees.

Under great duress she appeared to be, so a noble soul as he drew nigh.

Care for all, and care for naught, his care for man threw care to the breeze.

Kenneled in, too late he cried, "Thou art not of this merry sky!

Yet from whose lines could thou have come? Which demon could have generated thee?"

"Ophthalmos", spake gravely she, "Hence I haven't eyes with which to see"

"Ubi bene, ibi patria--whence did you come? Wherefore did you leave?"

"Yonder walk a million miles, and sail for a thousand more,

O'er the torrents and the craggy outposts of the forsaken shore,

Until you reach curséd Prometheus, dying forevermore."

Damnation awaited, yet Fitz heeded not, and sailed into his miragéd fate.

Upsetting the sun and the miasmic moons, they turned to recourse and abate.

Moirai, they called, and all agreed, to spin and cut his thread in two

"But," recalled Clotho, ere they began, "His thread hath been measured, and this simply won't do!"

Clotho cried, and the Moirai moped, but the moons came up with another hue.

"Undermine his thread!" They spoke with ill, "Defile it beyond all repair!"

Not a second was wasted, and when all was done, a haughty storm did dare

To waylay Fitz to the Empires Forums, where he languished in eternal despair.

 

chinese will rule the earth when USA goes to hell.

 

Oh wow look! Among other things, I think that the first letter of each word of each line might actually spell something!

 

I dont see it

 

Fuck you, you dumb cunt!

 

I enjoyed this yarn immensely.