Further evidence that Pirates are better then Ninjas.

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  1. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    Spartans are the most overated warriors in history. Everyones leik zomg 300 they are soo HAAAARDDDCOOREEE. so they must be tough. But no. They failed. Once they lost their first battle, everything was downhill.

    Also, Horo-chan is kawaii
     
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    I never said anything about spartans being the best in the world, I just said they'd wipe the floor with a 'ninja'
     
  3. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    of course they would, if they fought one on one. Ninjas don't fight one on one, you see, they care about completing the mission. If they must die, then they make sure they die after being the most useful they can be. That is efficiency. they work towards a common goal.
     
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    ninja = assassin = choses the battlefield

    unprepared headon combat = a spartan victory
    prepared combat = a ninja victory
     
  5. pickled_heretic

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    Oh man. empty fell right into that one. I mean the anime weeaboo shit he hates, not anything about this argument.
     
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    Fuckin weeaboos, I can't win the argument, you're all retarded. [/presence]
     
  7. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    exacty, this is true for almost every type of warrior. Each has their own strengths and weaknesses
     
  8. Zeke

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  9. pickled_heretic

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    fuck that's so gay even I got douche chills
     
  10. Zeke

    Zeke Banned

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    originally i had a comment below saying "What has been seen can never be unseen!"

    but decided to remove it for a greater effect xD
     
  11. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    Whats wrong with liking anime?
     
  12. pickled_heretic

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    well you're asian so it's okay, but normally we make fun of white people for having a cultural identity crisis. wiggers, etc.
     
  13. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    Well, I'm not Japanese. How does liking Japanese style of animation cause one to have a cultural identity crisis?

    I'm mean I'm allergic to seafood. I eat like mcdonalds cheeseburgers everyday. (I maintain low cholesterol levels ;) ). I like listening to European metal. And I jerk off to hentai.
     
  14. pickled_heretic

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    sociology, deviant behavior, etc. etc.

    you're asian. you can't technically be a weeaboo no matter how much you try. if you ever form circle jerk friendships with white people who fag out about anime, you'll always be the authority just because you're asian. they'll always look up to you.

    oh and who hasn't jerked off to hentai at least once?
     
  15. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    Empty... Maybe... Maybe not.
    Who knows.

    What If I were with japanese friends?
     
  16. pickled_heretic

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    probably run some cars off the road as you try to drive to chinatown to buy a bag of rice and some sushi, not tip the waitress, complain about how all the asian women are going for white guys, do some calculus, eat dogs, uh, ...

    is there anything i'm missing?

    oh how about glasses. you'll talk about all the best places to buy prescription eyewear.
     
  17. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    story of my life


    I wish :/
     
  18. pickled_heretic

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    asian identity crisis? are you too white? =(
     
  19. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    I don't belong :<

    Thats why I play Empires, so I can have virtual friends over the internet
     
  20. pickled_heretic

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    awww....

    but wait... HEY I take offense to that, I am not virtual.

    We can be friends hamster, as long as you keep propogating and supporting my limited world view about asian stereotypes.
     

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