Further evidence that Pirates are better then Ninjas.

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  1. blizzerd

    blizzerd Member

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    ninjas are silly, pirates are kinda cool, but best are vikings
     
    blizzerd, Dec 8, 2009
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  2. Zeke

    Zeke Banned

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    QFT

    derp ^^
     
    Zeke, Dec 8, 2009
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  3. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    vikings failed
     
    Fricken Hamster, Dec 8, 2009
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  4. Zeke

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    we wooped ass! >:)
     
    Zeke, Dec 8, 2009
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  5. Cloud

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    Wait what, Zeke's a scandie?
    Now i wont have to feel so alone :V
     
    Cloud, Dec 8, 2009
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  6. pickled_heretic

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    "Viking" is an old norse word for "pirate."
     
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    pickled_heretic, Dec 8, 2009
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  7. blizzerd

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    dont ruin the fun
     
    blizzerd, Dec 8, 2009
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  8. Metal Smith

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    Or is Pirate a newer english word for Viking? :o
     
    Metal Smith, Dec 8, 2009
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  9. my_fat_monkey

    my_fat_monkey Oh you're my sister!

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    Disrespect the Viking, and these guys will pick you up, throw you into a giant fire, then proceed to hack your flaming limbs off bit-by-bit while he shoves a giant Viking axe up your Urethra.
     
    my_fat_monkey, Dec 9, 2009
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  10. Zeke

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    that site reminded me of a win motivational...

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    Zeke, Dec 9, 2009
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  11. Pope_Homeless_XIII

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    The son of god was nailed to the cross, his dad will kill your family to prove a point (Well Old Testament God anyways).
     
    Pope_Homeless_XIII, Dec 9, 2009
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  12. my_fat_monkey

    my_fat_monkey Oh you're my sister!

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    That's somthing that really makes me laugh though. People portray 'God' as being loving, caring, compassionate etc etc....

    But in the Bible he murders, destroys... Hell, he even SAYS that "I am a vengeful God".
     
    my_fat_monkey, Dec 9, 2009
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  13. blizzerd

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    who is this god you speak of?
     
    blizzerd, Dec 10, 2009
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  14. Ikalx

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    Me. Hi Blizzerd ^^
     
    Ikalx, Dec 10, 2009
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  15. Foxy

    Foxy I lied, def a Forum Troll

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    No no.

    God was banned, remember?

    There is no god on these forums anymore. :P
     
    Foxy, Dec 10, 2009
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  16. pickled_heretic

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    Yeah really, how quaint. God bashing. Wow, you guys sure are edgy.

    Anyway, back to pirates and shit. There was a show on spike TV that ran simulations between historical warriors. The show did a pirate versus knight battle, and I think the pirate won, primarily because of the pistol. Then there was a fight between a ninja and a spartan, and I think the spartan won, but I forgot why. I looked for the video on youtube and all I could find was some retards talking about how ninjas are totally cooler than spartans because of this or that (not that I agree or disagree with them, but they sound like such tards when they argue)
     
    pickled_heretic, Dec 10, 2009
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  17. Empty

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    Spartans would win because ninjas aren't armored and aren't trained in face to face combat (they're assassins.), spartans aren't armored and ARE trained in face to face combat.
     
    Empty, Dec 10, 2009
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  18. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    The blunderbuss was better than the pistol. The pistol couldn't pierce the armor.

    Also, if given the ideal situation, ninja will always win. If it was a head to head fight, ninja would retreat and assassinate later.
     
    Fricken Hamster, Dec 10, 2009
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  19. Empty

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    Your stupid avatar and stupider point of view denote you to be in fact: Stupid.
     
    Empty, Dec 10, 2009
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  20. Zeke

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    DONT MOCK HORO!
    she is the cutest thing ever! :cute:

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    Zeke, Dec 10, 2009
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