Further evidence that Pirates are better then Ninjas.

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  1. Axeman

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  2. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    When you talk about an historical warriors, the winner will definitely depend on the situation in which these 2 fight.

    A ninja will almost never fight headon. At range, pirate has guns.

    Comparison is impossible.
     
  3. Cloud

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    The main thing that bugs me about ninjas arent the ninjas themself, but the fact that people consider katanas a typical ninja weapon.

    Modern pirates have masheen guns. And internetz.
     
  4. Empty

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    I'm a ninja.

    * empty disappears mysteriously from this thread *
     
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    Oh somolia....will you ever be a civilized country? Or will you continue to have pointless tribal wars?
     
  7. Alceister

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    Do you know what ninjas are?

    Assassins. They dress like perfectly normal people, and do perfectly normal things right up to the point when they bash someone's head in with a carpenter's hammer. Wearing black just gets you even more easily noticed, and do you even know how long katanas are?

    It's just much easier to dress up like someone else, and kill your target when no one is paying attention. If they manage to escape unscathed, it's usually because they took the time to plan ahead.
     
  8. Zeke

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    .... ninjas is a OOOLLLLDDDDDD thing... and the blackness is to move around in the night without being seen... -.-'

    "It's just much easier to dress up like someone else, and kill your target when no one is paying attention"
    doesnt work against a person with guards.
     
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  10. Metal Smith

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    Only dead men see ninja's if they are a true ninja
     
  11. Empty

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    Vetinari figured out wearing grey hides you better, because how many grey places are there in a city? And how many completely pitch black ones are there?
     
  12. Zeke

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    when its night and not the peak of summer.... plenty.
     
  13. Empty

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    You've never been in a city have you.
    Everything is grey. Grey grey grey.
     
  14. Metal Smith

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    dark blue or dark green or dark of just about any color will hide you better than pitch black. You can see a pitch black object in the distance on a dark night, just like you can see the outline of the pitch black moon against the dark blue sky.
     
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    back in the old days over in asia i think youd prefer camo that hides you in darkness.

    and when i say its dark then i mean its dark, not a modern age city lighted up all over the place.
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  16. Empty

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    If you turned the light off and let your eyes adjust you'd see someone wearing pitch black if they tried to.
     
  17. Fricken Hamster

    Fricken Hamster Mr. Super Serious

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    Pitch black isn't the best camo to wear is night dark situations.

    Anyways, It is very hard to differentiate human figures that are not moving in the dark. Its even harder when the ninja's target has been standing guard for hours watching the same area for the whole time.
     
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    Empty is correect about seeing the pitch black. It is in stark contrast to normal darkness.

    Also, there are stars and the moon most times when you aren't in the city. Moonlight can be VERY bright, and make it almost normal visibility.

    and lastly, why ninja's are epic win, even amongst pirates:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE
     
  19. Fricken Hamster

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    Horo-chan is kawaii

    Dark blue or OD works very well at night.

    Ninjas didn't live in cities.
    Pirates live in oceans.
     
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    "Ninjas didn't live in cities."

    The fuck gives you that idea?
     

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