EMPTY'S DATE : a Musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Guess it's time to make my demands known.

My custom title must be "glamourawr"
Empty must admit that Krenzo is 'totally hot' in a separate post (not hard)
Somewhere in the Empires code in an area that doesn't code for anything currently must be the words "Devourawr was here" I want evidence, and it must go into the new patch **
Empty's custom title must become 'devourawr's little bitch' for 1 week.

It sounds like a lot, but "Jan" wants to rematch me, and if I win the terms could be you two on another date, in a time and location you chose.

Tempted?

**Whoever gets this done can have a say in the location of Empty's second date. Nothing is off-limits. And I mean NOTHING.

 

Empty empty.. you dont need to search for topics you both like, talk about the zoo or whatever and make jokes about it usually works.

 

Just in case you run out of ideas:

• open day at a landfill
• hoverboatcruise through a swamp
• open day at a gypsum-factory
• something else remarkably weird, so none of you'll ever forget

 

Its australia right?
Just go someplace outside any town.
Can't go wrong with poisonous spiders, swarms of rabbits, land sharks and annoying natives.

 

i ran a 5k in 34 minutes and talked to a girl afterwards (also i dont have a fucking neckbeard). what the fuck do i get

 

breastcancer.



Do/experience something that get's you bonded.
Aren't there those giant rocket-worms in australias deserts?

 

Well clearly you aren't getting a thread.

 

10/10 post.

Here is your reward

 

So I'm like, second date, whats a cool idea.

Laser tag. I liked that idea from before, I'll ask her out.

First time I've had a chance to talk to her over facebook, before I get a chance to say anything she makes an event for Laser tag. (I haven't said anything about this to her yet)

Seriously fuck everything. Best part is, I'm visiting my parents in Tasmania over Christmas holidays, and of course she's scheduled the laser tag to be after I've already left.

Also I have 3 exams over the next week, no house organized yet for when I return to Melbourne and generally have a lot to worry about. Whyyyyyyy.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy


WHY

 

The date has highest priority, cancel everything else. If you are lucky you can stay at her place for some weeks and she will help you with your exams.

 

No way bro, she didn't make a date she made a public event for all her friends (and invited me), I didn't get to ask her out before she had the idea.

Besides that I can't just cancel my flights, and we don't know eachother well enough to share a house or anything like that, especially since she lives with her parents.

 

Empty, it doesnt matter if you dont know her well enough, living with her will force you to know her fast and get laid. just saying, get laid.

Anyway listen to mcgyver. CANCEL ERRRRRTHING.

Or you might be regretting not going and sleeping with her cause the next oppurtunity for a great girl to come by will be in 3 decades/

 

Implying a girl he met once would let him sleep over at hers.

 

dude there are plenty of really cool girls that would do that if you're a coolguy and they see that, you dont even have to go first or second base with her, just sleep at her house make an even better impression and shit.

 

Yes, i thought your invitation was a little bit more intimate, if it's just an event for all her facebook friends then it is not what we are looking for. Nevertheless you have to meet her again before you visit your parents, to keep the fire burning. Maybe Devourawr can organize another date for you, then you really have to give this man a medal!

 

Please get laid atleast once before you start explaining the female world to us. :p

 

implying I havent? :p boasting about it on internet, -1 for me.

 

He was implying women, not men.

 

NO, don't shit at hers.

EVEN if your shit normaly smells like roses and is taken without noise, you try to shit there and it will be loud and smelly and you will be stuck with no toilet paper...

DOOM



Just like this:

 

Dev gave her the forum url so that she can "get to know the real you". lolz you bad dev.