EMPTY'S DATE : a Musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Wow, empiresmod has given someone something in reallife. +1.

Anyway, hope it works out for you empty-san. Dont abandon us though, we will always remain your overly attached girlfriend.

 

Empires 3D, Scouts beware she has eagle eyes.
Keep us updated Empty-Senpai, oh conqueror of the neckbeards, bulletmagnet of trench warefars in nuke silos, tankfactories and many others,
King of many, foe of the lesser one which must not be named.

 

shouldve brought up how family guy is soo funni, thats how you break the ice

 

Holding my Cigar, I had to spit some white-wine back into the bulky glass..

Do I just have to remove those burnsides/sideboards to aquire good dates again?

 

Duuude that was seriously awesome, you should start a blog where you just do your days like that

We all wish ourselves bro's like that

 

I have this feeling that somewhere else in the internet, a girl is posting on a forum about her blind date with a guy in a pokemon t-shirt. 10/10 story, it was pretty awesome.

 

Wait, Empty You Really Went Out In A Pokemon Shirt?????

 

It's called Facebook. That version is less funny an contains far more bitching about Devourawr. Knob tailed gecko? That's just awful. I died a little on the inside :'(

 

I demand to see a copy of her FB post for this whole endeavor.

 

You guys

In all honesty I don't want to divulge too much information about her or how this develops (unless I goof hard and it's a hilarious tale)

Mainly because it's kinda a breach of her privacy if I share everything with you guys. I'm glad you enjoyed my writeup though lol.

 

Okay, from here on out I hold no responsibility and cannot be blamed/banned for anything that happens, you were warned earlier

Damnit viro, now the word endevourawr is stuck in the back of my head. Anyway, further episodes of anything interesting in your day have to be written up.

 

wat.

empty is now sex

 

Not at all! I still don't know her that well and I don't want to just post up onto a public forum everything about this person, I wouldn't like someone chronicling me without my knowledge so I don't want to do it back.

 

it was at 2 before you said it went well. bandwagoners

 

My vote was on the condition that it was a zoo, man. Don't matter how much game you got... you end up with a huge - stat on your game for ambiance.

 

Even if it doesn't work out in the future, the fact that you got rid of the neckbeard because of this date means you are in Devourawr's debt forever. Now get a haircut and you are good to go!

 

I love my hair bro.

It's not filthy and greasy like some people, I wash and brush it regularly, it is silky smooth.

Also I usually don't have a neckbeard but uni finished last week so I had no reason to shave, it kinda just built up.

 

It's the right way to go

 

Silky smooth? What conditioner do you use?

I could have sworn some time ago you said that you find neckbeards asthetically pleasing. That's why i was worried. If it was just the result of one week of lazyness, well that's ok.