DayZ standalone released

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  1. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    WHAT IF I WANT BLACK HOOKERS WITH MY GUM?!
     
  2. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    Then you have to pay more.
     
  3. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    But what if on release the gum crashes, but instead of the company fixing it they send me another flavour with an additional price on it, but it's only 1/8th the size of the original piece, which they claim is DLC.
     
  4. Candles

    Candles CAPTAIN CANDLES, DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN.

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    THEN YOU FIND A NEW GUM!fullcaps
     
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  5. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    How the fuck do you make dlc for a pack of gum.
     
  6. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    3d printers.
     
  7. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    We're living in the time that The Jetson's takes place. If you don't already download your food and pirate your cars, then I think you should get with the times, Luddite.
    [​IMG]
     
  8. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXwpG6O5IOU

    THEY DONT NEED ME FOOSHI
    FUCK YOUR BROKEN GAME, ILL GET IT WHEN ITS READY!

    Can I buy drugs from you?
     
  9. Neoony

    Neoony Member

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    Not completely sure, but I would say its very much playable. Cant say that I have encountered any bug at all yet..
     
  10. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    grant you maybe should stop buying your gum from EA.
     
  11. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    hint: its not a gum.
     
  12. Sitka

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    youcantbesrs.swflacfgif
     
  13. wealthysoup

    wealthysoup Lead Tester

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    Then ~$12.50 on a steam sale within 3 months of release
     
  14. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    And free on the "You can't see" me network.
     
  15. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Me ( fooshi, he died ) gelatin skeleton and Ciunas played dayz for like 3-4 hours. We got fully geared and had funs on the way killing 1 guy. We reach nwaf get south rax, move up to north tents, we hit the hangars, all of a sudden we get lit up, but seriously lit up. I flank around in the forest there, Gelatin skeleton is sitll behind the hangar getting shittons of bullets fired at him. I flank around still spot noone, meanwhile ciunas INSIDE the hangar gets taken out. Gelatin gets taken out too by 2-3 guys. Im still flanked take out 1 guy then have no bullets left, only a shitty pistol. Get ouflanked. Atleast 7 guys there. Fucking 20 people on the server, 4 of us, 7 of them at nwaf. Goddamnit.
     
  16. Neoony

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    as same as for empires.....I dont think the more players, the better
     
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  17. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    I expected this thread to be a DayZ-rawks-mah-cawk circle jerk, but it's become something rather beautiful. Good job, Empires community. :|ove:
     

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