I'm going to challenge myself, and play as the leader, being a fat, lazy, selfish drunk. Tune in for more later!
The Chronicles of Captin Wineblood, Leader of The Bath of Whores Here beginsh the chroniclsh of Captain Wineblood, leader of the Mountain Homesh "Soshal Cleanshing" program. Or shomefing like that. I believe the idea ish to get rid of sheveral drainsh on sociaty, and as the biggesht drain of all, I am the leader. I haf chosen a site with think vegetation, sho that our wine production industry can flourishhh. And I have d .. del .. deliber ... thought long and hard about what to take wif ush. Togehther wif my highly skilled team: we will create an new home for dwarfkind. Now if you'll excushe me I'm short of firsty.
6thththththhh of Granite I haf set mosht of my dwarves to gather plants for wine, for our sctocks are running dangeroushly low, whilsht I relax and others dig out our new homesh.
I actually made soap once, for whatever reason... oh right! I build a small tower out of soap with it. Its just normal carp, undead carp is worse.
smooth walls eh... gonna try that now! how do i make liqueur beverages? i have a still and some plump helmet
Well make sure you have: Empty!!! Barrels Enough Plump thingies Some guy with "brewing" as labor set. tell the still via the Q-menu to brew drink
Lognosh Gar haf led to our firsht fatality. Thankfully, our massive alcohol production industry is srating to get going.
We haf been having a bushy year. One of ush is already dead, but nobody like him anyway. Hish c .. co .. cor body rotsh wif the fish that killed him. I haf made farmsh for mushroomsh, the ingredient of wine, but we donot haf enogh to start production. I haf made all the workshopsh, and bedroomsh necessary. There's also a sizable farm. Oiout of character: Things are going alright. Wineblood's sole aim is the production of more wine, so that's what's going on at the moment. I'm going to leave Beerdude with a bit of a situation when I'm done, but oh well. Shouldn't take too long before the ear is up (it's already autumn).
oh snapples this already started hehe :D *edit* YOU FLOCKING MOTHER FLOCKER! YOU KILLED ME!!!!!!! D:!!!!!!! WORSE YOU MADE ME DROWN! I FLOCKING HATE SWIMMING! :@ grrrrr
my fortress has a famine, and is filled with rocks i basically made it a little to big for my population of midgets and they turned all there mushrooms into whine now they must drink to forget the hunger
@DeadReckoning: I didn't do it on purpose! I swaer! I don't know why you decided you wanted to collect the herbs and plants INSIDE THE LONGNOSE GAR POOL