Discussion in 'Worldbuilding' started by Metruption, Jun 17, 2014.
You are an Engineer hired by NF to improve their vehicles/weapons. What do you do?
Mister general, this plain armour of yours, it's not plain, it's SHIT!
Well mr engineer, we can only use tech that we are familiar with in the field, and the CV has the SHIT armor on it, and we can't make new armor at the VF until you send us the scematics at the radar. How about you fix that? I DEMAND PLANS AND BLUEBRINTS BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO CIRCUMCISE YOUR CHILDREN!
(It should be noted thats kids in the NF are not circumcised because in the BE they are, but only if their parents fail at life. It is a sign of immense shame, and will often prevent them from ever getting laid. the NF has super genietcs so their dicks are self cleaning and dont need circumcision, it's like a vagina, but a penis)
Quit, get a nice job as a farmhand in some out-of-the-way country. Keep to myself, use a false name and a false accent. Occasionally tell people I had a buddy who really wanted to start his own farm and raise rabbits, with a tear in my eye.
I'm going with Senior, we'll be best friends and tell short emotional stories about our mutual friend. The general doesn't realise that CV armour is not the run of the mill plain from other vehicles, so I declared the war effort hopeless.
You travel by jeep to your worksite on your first morning.
Unfortunately you crash and die because NF jeeps are completely uncontrollable.
A true jekotican can be smelt 100 miles away, for the genetic superiority will allow them to find you. They then circumcised you because you abandoned a glorious job producing great technology for the great jekoticka. And now your wife won't bang you because she'll miss the feel of an uncut penis.
MUST THE GNEREAL EXPLAISAN HOW TO PROPERLY IMPROVE STUFF? mMYUST I DO EREVERTETTHING?
Wow, in hindsight the NF is fucked...
Give props to who ever designed the NF light and heavy tank... med is meh.
Flog who ever designed the NF baracks, NF jeep, and the NF com vehicle. Then design proper versions that are lower to the ground.
NF missile systems are superior to BE cannons when used properly.
No, they are perfect, go away.
I vote metal_smith.
Don't do that, I'll get Spartacus at night because I'm Rifleman.
This is not infiltration!
Ontopic,I will send plans for a reinforced crystal armor.
LoL! What do they make out of the remains?
take off plain armour and coat the tanks in dirt and mud instead...
Hey at least thatd be some form of camo for nf.
How about wood pulp instead?
Don't give me ideas. I'm weak.
Sorry already suggested that
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