Will play Empires... for money

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  1. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Pretty sure trickster would actually pay you 9990 dollars just to see you suffer 84 days.
     
  2. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Given McGyver's approach to religion that Bible comment should be omitted.
     
  3. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    work time would be against austrian law anyway ;-)
     
  4. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    if only you guys lived in china we could farm empires players for 24 hours constantly, at only ten cents per week.

    I am the master baiter
     
  5. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    I love gifs as much as way more than the next guy, but that one could cause actual physical harm.

    Don't worry, I'd be there making sure that he kept up his end of the bargain.

    Just you, me and a 1v1 on midbridge. How romantic...

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    What do you say?

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  6. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Not one person can survive one game of empires if they have epilepsy.
    Especially when people spam grenades everywhere and muzzle flashes from tanks going off.

    If my posts cause anyone to have seizures, please contact me at this number for you may be entitled for reimbursement.
    0808-800-5050
     
  7. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    I work 7 day, 84 hour weeks. So can you.

    Oh, and another stipulation. I want you playing from Australia. Feel Empty's pain.
     
  8. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Sure, pay me a ticket to Australia and i will stay at Empty's.
     
  9. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Don't you already live there?
    And doesn't Empty live in Austria?
     
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  10. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    if only i would know what "abgelutscht" means in english ...
     
  11. Empty

    Empty Member

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    I'll let you stay but I want 100/w

    That's pretty reasonable considering you'll be using power and internet 24/7.

    EDIT: No smoking or pets
     
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  12. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    No wonder you're gay if you dont allow smoking hot chicks into your place.
     
  13. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Considering Trickster pays me ~800€ a week, that's quite a fair offer.
     
  14. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    I noticed that ,once again, I picked up wordplay to annoy people. I hope nobody want to punch me over that.
     
  15. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    Would definitly watch a livestream of you playing empires 12/7, I'll even turn off adblock for u so you can earn even more.
     
  16. Empty

    Empty Member

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    If he's gonna livestream I want +50 a week because we'lll need better internet
     
  17. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    The real problem here is, what should i do the whole day alone in a server?
     
  18. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    Your imagination. You screwed yourself over mcgyver, you aren't being paid to constnatly play a game, you are being paid to constantly play a game without rules or constraints. There's nothing more boring.
     
  19. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    I want to see him lose his mind.

    I want to see him break.
     
  20. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    then your too late anyway ...

    :D
     

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