Will play Empires... for money

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by McGyver, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Your mod deserves more players than it has?
    You can't enjoy your game because of low player population?
    Your development efforts are in vain because you don't get player feedback?



    Then i have your SOLUTION!

    Greetings potential customer!

    I need a job and you need someone to play your favourite mod. So why not come to a mutually benefitting agreement? You pay me a small hourly fee of let's say €9.99 and i will reliably stay in the server and play this great game.

    My skills and experiences include:

    - hundreds of hours of Empires gameplay experience
    - thousands of posts in the Empires forum
    - not VAC banned since 2005
    - a personal computer (PC) that can run Empires
    - stable internet connection via cable with low latencies
    - experience with bugtracking via SVN
    - knowledge of advanced rage-reducing relaxation techniques

    I offer various different packages of playtime. From one hour up to 1000 hours, for every 10 hours you order you get one for free! Payments will be processed via PayPal.

    If you are interested, contact me here or via Steam.

    Satisfaction guaranteed!
     
  2. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    Here's a mappack for CSGO I made for the Interloper's shitnight 7. Considering I'm an artist of great power and skill, you should be able to sell them for huge amounts of bitcoins.

    So, off to the server with ya!
     
  3. -=]Kane[=-

    -=]Kane[=- Member

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    Does anyone else smell the scent of desperation in here? Every 10 hours 1 hour free? Only 9.99€/hour for a living?
    Well, considering you only have hundreds of hours Empires gameplay experience it might be appropriate
    (also fyi spec stacking only counts as Empires meta experience so don't go wiggling your hips to strongly here or you might go overboard with your adds)...:D
     
  4. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    I asked him to play in a squad with me on the next pug, I think I made him go into this thinking fit.
     
  5. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    ...McGyver plays Empires?
     
  6. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    I've heard he tapes mines to jeeps and uses them as bumper cars.
     
  7. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    If you pay me, yes of course.

    I forgot to mention that this is a special offer considering i'm just starting in the industry!
     
  8. Empty

    Empty Member

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    I'll give you 3.50 a day.
     
  9. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    How long is a day for you and do you mean 3.50 bitcoins?
     
  10. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    It's a venus day and it's 3.5 hookers.
     
  11. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    At the end of the second venus day you get an earth day of vacation to finish the assembly of the 7th hooker
     
  12. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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    Is this thread free game?
     
  13. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    lol where on earth are european fun bux even recognized as real money.
     
  14. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    The majority of the civilised World?
     
  15. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Why did you take the bait?
     
  16. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Says the Canadian Dorrah user...
     
  17. BigTeef

    BigTeef Bootleg Headshot master

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  18. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    Jesus I hope nobody has epilepsy

    So what's the deal is there room for negotiation on which terrible currency to use as payment
     
  19. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    I'll pay you for 1000 hours, but I want complete proof that you actually sit there and play Empires for 1000 hours. Minimum of 12 hours a day playing, I'll allow you a 30 minute break after 6 hours for lunch. No weekends. That means that for just shy of 84 days, you play Empires 12 hours a day. And you fucking play it. Any time goofing about, spectating, dealing with PC issues, going to the toilet, etc aren't counted. You must be playing to the best of your ability 100% of the time.

    Do you accept?
     
  20. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Do i get atleast Sundays off? It even says so in the Bible.
     

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