Why is season 6 of Game of Thrones so... mediocre? MEGA-SPOILERS!

i watched the episode and didnt find it out of the ordinary
the thing at the end made me grown.

theres no hope for me

 

That episode was fucking garbage. The bit at the end was the only moderately redeeming factor following scene after scene of the dumbest shit. And that's because it was the only part that Georgey Boy himself wrote.

We all know the problem with game of thrones is they'e making shit up as they go along now and turn out to be bad, inconsistent writers.

 

Well, the way this season is going, Hodor will come back to life, Jaime will grow a new hand, Theon will regrow his dick and fuck some bitches and Jorah will turn out to be immune to greyscale. Nobody can die anymore and shit can't have consequences.

Also, despite Butters saying GoT is all about limp weeners, this season is the first time I actually saw one and was aware. Damn you Butters.

 

But nagging is a german trait!

 

Hold the door :'(

 

and now we are subjected to a lifetime of that whenever we are an elevator

 

Hmm Germans aren't pussies like the english speakers and just wait for the next elevator.
That being said, I've held the elevator on numerous occasions it's just that the phrases used to compel me to do so are not as standard or short as the english "hold the door". Or the girl coming down the hallway had a real nice piece of ass and didn't need to say anything.

 

Yeah, I wonder how they will translate that scene in 50+ languages.
I enjoyed episode 5 more than some others of this season, except for the never ending Arya training plot. Finally Bran is becoming an important player instead of just a cripple that gets carried around. We now not only have time travel confirmed, but also that he can change things in the past, which is going to make the story a lot more inconsistent. Why not go back in time and save Ned Stark? Basically with time-travel the show could go for a cheap ending.

Poor Hodor, he knew for 20 years that he will die there and he couldn't tell anyone. Bran basically murdered him in the last scene.

 

The cult of the many faced god sucks. Why become an assassin if you lose your personality in the process and cant sate your lust for vengeance?

 

Jaqqar something was badass when he was doing the three favours for Arya in Harrenhal. But Arya is now stuck for two seasons in her apprentice phase and we all know that she will never be no one and always be Arya Stark. It feels like she is stuck in a story loop: train - not ready - get beat up by the other girl - train - not ready ...

 

Almost like that's the exact same shit happening with Daenerys/ Kelly C

I wish George had never created the dumb character and we all would have saved reading tens of thousands of words about her and maybe 8-10 hours of watching her do fuck all. Either she wins the game of thrones, which she obviously will, and we have an unsatisfying ending, or she loses and all that time was for nothing.

Yes I'm mad.

 

Episode 6: More of meh. Atleast Arya finally getting somewhere. Meanwhile Daenerys has a lot of men but no ships... I think that's exactly where she was two seasons ago.

 

Yes, I didn't expect HIM to come back... Is there anyone even dying anymore? Arya certainly has full plot shield.