Tits Or Ass.

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TITS OR ASS?

  1. TITS

    51.2%
  2. ASS

    48.8%
  1. BitterJesus

    BitterJesus Member

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    Why? Why the hell do you hope she dumps him? He's giving her what she likes and she's happy with the way it is. He treats her the way a woman wants to be treated... and that, by the way, is not "buy me flowers and treat me like a queen" - doing that will show your low social status to her. He's treating her like she's below him and for her it's a sign of higher status which women go crazy over.

    The question is why the fuck are you hating. Holy shit, people like you are the number one reason why cock blocks are so annoying.
     
  2. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    I can't tell if it's a troll or not :/

    Or, you see a person first and not simply 'something I can put my dick in', and so decide to approach them because they seem interesting or cool to be around.
     
  3. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    noooooo bj
     
  4. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    Prioritising games over a person you love = bad
    Simple as that.
     
  5. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 OnThink(){ IsDownYet(); }

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    Solution: get a gf that is intelligent and hot
     
  6. ScardyBob

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    Sorry, BJ, but the Empires community has spoken. Tits > ass.
     
  7. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    no, the song big booty bitches counts as 10 votes cuz of it's awesomeness, ass always has +10 to it's vote potential.
     
  8. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    and ass is inflated due to gays
     
  9. Dr. Turtle

    Dr. Turtle Member

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    Saw this and it made me think of Dubee.
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    also I love tits and ass equally.
     
  10. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    That's because it is not what sluts expect. They want people to look at their implants and treat them like the best piece of property in the guy's life.

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Nov 10, 2010
  11. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    yeah thats me...

    also ass is a black man thing, tits is a white guy thing.. East bound and down mother fuckers..
     
  12. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    and the latinas in the middle got both, which is why I kick ass.
     
  13. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    Abs? Are you are a cast member of the Jersey Shore?
     
  14. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    you're a sexy latina?
     
  15. Vulkanis

    Vulkanis Banned

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    Thread is entering the twilight zone. Venture beyond this post at your own risk.
     
  16. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    tits or ass? face... thats what I care about most with a relationship. But since I am so skinny I need a girl with some booty so I can bounce off cheeks not bones. Tits are nice but only for playing with not for sex. Titty fucking is only good when you also are putting it in her mouth and you can just get sucked up for that.
     
  17. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    No I'm latino dawg.
     
  18. Dr. Turtle

    Dr. Turtle Member

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    awwwww......
     
  19. BitterJesus

    BitterJesus Member

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    lol latinas are hot but who cares about guys

    Also I like ass way more and im white. i dunno wtf it has to do with being black.
     
  20. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    stereotypically white dudes like tits and blacks like ass. On an episode from east bound and down, kenny powers made a joke about it. It was pretty funny.
     

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