Tits Or Ass.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BitterJesus, Nov 5, 2010.

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TITS OR ASS?

  1. TITS

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  2. ASS

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  1. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    COLD FISH, COLD FISH! Someone light a fire and grill it!
     
  2. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    Yeah, it's ok. Mostly it's just something to do when really bored though, if i have other things to do I don't bother. Porn is fucking gross btw.

    Other things being reading, games, decent TV show, work, sleep, eating, almost anything really, to say nothing of social activity which is fun with the right people.
     
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  3. BitterJesus

    BitterJesus Member

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    lol, "i don't get sex so i pretend i don't need it". You're juts an ugly cunt so you have no sex drive.

    EDIT: I'm sure you'd much rather spend time on the internet than in a pool full of hot naked babes.
     
  4. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    Actually I'd prefer the pool, although I'd prefer them to be interesting and have nice personalities and I'd prefer to be sitting in a deck chair. I like girls, they're generally much nicer to talk to.
     
  5. WalMartGreeter

    WalMartGreeter Member

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    Though Chris is one extreme, the other extreme is egotistical men who treat women like trading cards.
     
  6. PreDominance

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    Chris isn't an extreme. He's a good example of how guys should be. Unfortunately guys started to become assholes and women started conforming to the new assholery; hence, sluts.
     
  7. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    Perfect explanation of how assholes get laid.

    I was hanging out with some "friends" during recess the other day and they were talking about how "awesome" Black Ops is going to be and how they were going to flank the day it is going to be released.
    One of them said "I'll just bring my girlfriend home for this weekend, fuck as much as we can so I'm good for next week. Then say I need time to play this game."
    I seriously hope she dumps him.
     
  8. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    looks like some people are suffering from NICE GUY SYNDROME

    $100 bucks says you guys act nice because you want something in return. WHY WONT THIS GIRL LIKE ME I GAVE HER MONEY AND BOUGHT HER STUFF
     
  9. blizzerd

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    chris from what you are telling here it looks kinda like you are borderline asexual

    asexuals sometimes still masturbate, and do feel the need for romantic company at times, but often have no sexual preference and do not like the actual sex thing with partners

    you should look into it, in fact didnt i say this a while back already?
     
  10. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    the favorite thing about my girl(the one in my avatar) is her personality and intelligence... But her being really hot and a freak in the bed is a major plus
     
  11. Fooshi

    Fooshi For fuck's sake Fooshi

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    "shes mine" + having her as your avatar.

    You're starting to scare me.
     
  12. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    well I was scared that you would steal her from me
     
  13. Aeoneth

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    Bravo Chris...

    trap well evaded
     
  14. Chris0132'

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    I already did, It isn't entirely accurate and there are people who are way more into asexuality than me, but yeah, borderline sounds about right.

    I'd say bisexual is probably more accurate so I stick with that.

    You should change how you post, because most of the time you come across as a complete retard but every now and then you write something like this which shows you are actually quite well balanced as a person.

    Actually I genuinely like being nice to people, I do it to everyone. I like christmas because I get to buy people things and hate my birthday because everyone gets me stuff and I'm not allowed to give stuff back.

    Seeing people I like happy is a good feeling, it's fulfilling, I think most people in the world experience that to some degree.
     
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  15. Dr. Turtle

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    Its spelled

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    and it fucking works :D
     
  16. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    Most girls like me cause I make them laugh, it has nothing to do with being an asshole or good looking. Cause in real life I'm really nice and a goofy looking dude. The problem with you nice guys is your prolly not being assertive enough and trying to get with or talk to the girls. The assholes will try to get with a girl and if they say no they will just not care and call them bitches or something. They are prolly getting with 1 out of ever 50 girls they talk to.

    You just need to realize that you will feel only let down for a little bit if a girl shuts you down rather than a life time of not knowing if you could of been with a girl or not. You don't have to ask a girl on a date rite away just make her laugh or compliment her.
     
  17. Chris0132'

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    Depressingly however a lot of girls seem to go for full blown assholes who make them quite unhappy.

    What confuses me is why some girls go from dickhead to dickhead, you'd think they'd look for someone different if they are so regularly unhappy in their relationships.
     
  18. Terminutter

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    Manners and a nice personality are free, why not show them to other people?
    Chris makes the most sense IMHO - like people for personality as opposed to looks.
     
  19. Krazer

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    Amen. :cool:
     
  20. BitterJesus

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    Liking for personality alone is retarded too. + looks play a large role.

    If you first see a girl, you don't even think "oh my god her personality is amazing", you first see how she looks like, and then decide to approach her based on whether she doesn't look like a fucking broom.

    Ugly girls usually have 2 types of personalities:

    1. Super nice, because they realize that otherwise they don't stand a single fucking chance. Fat girls who are pretty in face are actually great because they swallow and are generally down to please you whichever way possible.

    2. Bitchy, because they see the hot girls being bitches, so they think that by imitating their personality, they will somehow become attractive.

    Generally, the better looking the girl, the shittier her character. The job of the guy is to find a girl that doesn't follow that rule.
     

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