Thy Empires Holy Bible

Cyber(Gunner_Yeyz) · Oct 26, 2006

What about the senior members?
I WANT TO BE SOMEONE COOL FOR ONCE.
(Cryz)

DeadReckoning · Oct 26, 2006

their the ones that get to kiss their asses. and get to have group sessions with thy mighty Krenzo

Shinzon · Oct 27, 2006

*Lights up a camp fire*

Hey everyone its about to start :D

*Starts singing kumbaya my lord*

Niarbeht · Oct 27, 2006

Mayhaps the other devs are his Host of Angels who aid him in Creation.

Or something like that.

Private Sandbag · Oct 28, 2006

Can't we just have a load of gods? I'm sure they all work hard on it! I'm starting up my OWN religion, where everyone get's to be gods! YAY!

except SGT_Mike.

Shinzon · Oct 29, 2006

*Waves hand*
Oooo! OOoO! OOoo!

Can I be a god too? :D

Cyber(Gunner_Yeyz) · Oct 29, 2006

All Senior Members and above them are Gods.
IT IS TRUE!
(In the background on TV)
"And in other news new cult called Empires was discovered today.
They are growing in size and numbers.
Mrdievin was shot in his house allegedly offending the Empires cult.
Just who is this Empires cult News 9 wants to know."

Jcw87 · Oct 29, 2006

DeadReckoning said: ↑

-------1--------

In thy begining, it was dark and barren, and a green like peirced, and thus thy creator Krenzo struck life into thine Mod.
- Empires 1:1
Thy Krenzo, brought forth his chosen, and called to them,
- Empires 1:2
"I sayth to thee, I call upon thy own will to do thine will, of thy mod"
- Empires 1
What he hath said, thy chosen accepted his will, thus known as thy Development Team.
- Empires 1:4
Long hath thy team worked, but failure came swift,
- Empires 1:5
and thus the Development team lost hope, and cried their hands to the light upon krenzo,
- Empires 1:6
Oh he whom hath created living code, we cannot continue,
- Empires 1:7
Bugs have entered every line, and thus we cannot continue,
- Empires 1:8
Krenzo looked upon the line, wrung it out with thy holy mind.
- Empires 1:9
He said to the forsaken, "Hath thou not accepted thy bugs,"
- Empires 1:10
"You quit but I hath given you a challenge."
- Empires 1:11
He took his will upon thine own, he put upon his chosen, to weave a story, create thy art,
- Empires 1:12
But never shalt thou again, touch thine living code.
- Empires 1:13
His will, was put into thine code, and thus thou work continues.
- Empires 1:14

-------2--------
01010100 01101000 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 00100000 01001011 01110010 01100101 01101110 01111010 01101111 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110011 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 00110001 00110000 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110111 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01111001 00101100 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 01000101 01101101 01110000 01101001 01110010 01100101 01110011 00100000 00110010 00111010 00110001

01001000 01100101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01110101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110101 01110000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01111001 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01110101 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110011 00101110 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00101101 00100000 01000101 01101101 01110000 01101001 01110010 01100101 01110011 00100000 00110010 00111010 00110010

01000011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101101 01100101 01101110 01110100 00100000 00110001 00101100 00100000 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 01101101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01101110 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01111001 00100000 01001011 01110010 01100101 01101110 01111010 01101111 00101100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01001011 01110010 01100101 01101110 01111010 01101111 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00101101 00100000 01000101 01101101 01110000 01101001 01110010 01100101 01110011 00100000 00110010 00111010 00110011

This is a joke, and ment to be funny. i felt the first thing was needed i might just move to quotes after this.

(Im using these as back ups so i dont lose myself.)
Thy Mod shall increase in thy already everlasting power.
- Empires - 23:17

He that blasphemous thy holy game, shalt be stricken with thy shun.
- Empires 47:7

Forget not thy homeland, but thou witless ones who hath not fully embraced.
- Empires 12:24

He who must lead, must be of thine elite.
- Empires 137
Click to expand...

Translation of the binary:
Thy lord Krenzo hath set up thine 1 0 laws of commandments for those whom shall play,♪◙♪◙Empires 2:1

He strucken upon thy holy code, a tune of pounding numbers.♪◙♪◙- Empires 2:2

Commandment 1, he whom denies thy Krenzo, does not follow thy will of Krenzo♪◙♪◙- Empires 2

DeadReckoning · Oct 29, 2006

Muwa-cha-cha-chaaaaaaa..... Delicious =)

Jcw87 · Oct 29, 2006

I wrote a translation macro in Word

DeadReckoning
"my god writing in binary seems like its taking forever XD"

thaile
"go to this site for easy translation http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php"

DeadReckoning
"Haha thats cool, Im just too lazy to do anything, These people who want more are FUCKING IDIOTS!!!!????ok im lying i love these people on the empires forum =) just as long as they keep suppling the cookies. >>"

Damnit thaile I wish you would have said that in plain text -_-
I might just put that site in my sig.

Cyber(Gunner_Yeyz) · Oct 29, 2006

Who the hell is he?
Jcw87 I mean. Didn't he just join? WHO IS HE TO SAY WHAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE!
RWAAAAAAA.
Nice links though.

Jcw87 · Oct 30, 2006

I didn't just join, I just haven't been around the forums for a while. I've played empires since steam announced that it existed. Though I haven't played much in the past few months.

And also, most of the comments in my previous post were mere translations of the binary being tossed around.

DeadReckoning · Oct 30, 2006

bah Everyone can participate in this now, I'm just too lazy to do this XD!

*Ahahaa 200th post,*

KILLX · Nov 24, 2006

01001111 01001101 01000110 00100000 01001001 01010100 01010011 00100000 01000001 00100000 00110010 00100001 00101210

Trid3nt · Nov 24, 2006

Why does it have a 2?

I really need to read before I make judgments

KILLX · Nov 24, 2006

??? does that mean ur wondering what the 2's for and that second bit should be ignored? or do you mean u put in that thing about the 2, then translated it and understood? or non of the above?

Cyber(Gunner_Yeyz) · Nov 25, 2006

Do you know what the 0 and 1 means? 0s and 1s make a computer.
0 is off
1 is on
2 is what Killx? What could 2 mean?

dumpster_fox · Nov 25, 2006

It means his computer is based on... Trinary?

So it's less of an on/off switch, and more of a dimmer, eh?

DeadReckoning · Nov 25, 2006

only Krezno would know D:

O'HOLY KRENZO TELL US WHAT 2 IS!

KILLX · Nov 25, 2006

Cyber(Gunner_Yeyz) said: ↑

Do you know what the 0 and 1 means? 0s and 1s make a computer.
0 is off
1 is on
2 is what Killx? What could 2 mean?
Click to expand...

did you try translating it? if you did you should get the joke.

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