Thy Empires Holy Bible

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In thy begining, it was dark and barren, and a green like peirced, and thus thy creator Krenzo struck life into thine Mod.
- Empires 1:1
Thy Krenzo, brought forth his chosen, and called to them,
- Empires 1:2
"I sayth to thee, I call upon thy own will to do thine will, of thy mod"
- Empires 1
What he hath said, thy chosen accepted his will, thus known as thy Development Team.
- Empires 1:4
Long hath thy team worked, but failure came swift,
- Empires 1:5
and thus the Development team lost hope, and cried their hands to the light upon krenzo,
- Empires 1:6
Oh he whom hath created living code, we cannot continue,
- Empires 1:7
Bugs have entered every line, and thus we cannot continue,
- Empires 1:8
Krenzo looked upon the line, wrung it out with thy holy mind.
- Empires 1:9
He said to the forsaken, "Hath thou not accepted thy bugs,"
- Empires 1:10
"You quit but I hath given you a challenge."
- Empires 1:11
He took his will upon thine own, he put upon his chosen, to weave a story, create thy art,
- Empires 1:12
But never shalt thou again, touch thine living code.
- Empires 1:13
His will, was put into thine code, and thus thou work continues.
- Empires 1:14

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This is a joke, and ment to be funny. i felt the first thing was needed i might just move to quotes after this.

(Im using these as back ups so i dont lose myself.)
Thy Mod shall increase in thy already everlasting power.
- Empires - 23:17

He that blasphemous thy holy game, shalt be stricken with thy shun.
- Empires 47:7

Forget not thy homeland, but thou witless ones who hath not fully embraced.
- Empires 12:24



He who must lead, must be of thine elite.
- Empires 137

 

*Claps*

Sad part is... I get what each line is a refrence too >.<...

Or im just making an elephant out of a fly... which is a great feat in istelf...

 

My, it is the second (This message has been removed due to massive religion bashing.)
You did it man just like (This message had been removed due to massive religion bashing.)
Good job, you really did it. Do more please.

 

Now in code form, that would be excellent.

 

^ A bible in binary? Sweet.

Love it Dead, and while you're at it, write ten commandments; Ones people never seem to follow

 

Awesome, I heard you quoting some that aren't in here yesterday. Pretty funny.

 

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OH M/Y G4wD TH£Y'rE TAKInG OvER! G3T T0 TH£ 8LIM8S G0 G0 G0!

 

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1. Thou Shalt Have No God Before Krenzo.
2. Thou shalt always respect those most mighty developers.
3. Thou shalt not arty spam, for the arty spam is that of the noob.
4. Thou shalt build no jeep, for the jeep is of no use.
5. Thou shalt not waste thine team's most precious resources.
6. Thou shalt not take comm if thou art a noob.
7. Thou shalt not scout-whore.

*brain dead*

 

Blasphemy :x!!!!!!!!!!

 

What is the Blasphemy about?
Most of those are all about annoying things you will have to face down.

 

the trials and tribulations of empires.

 

Cause it wasnt written by a true Empire Prophet :x!!! he speaks of blasphemy!

Thy false prophet shall face thy wrath codes of thou art Krenzo!

 

I dare you to make a rap out of this. Any way you want, I just want a good laugh.

 

Oh fine, make me a blasphemer before the almighty Krenzo hath spoken.

Be that way.

*pouts and walks away*

Lawl.

 

If Krenzo is god, what are the other devs?

 

The Holy Development Team =)