the hort of bort

Discussion in 'General' started by -MEG- hobbes, Jun 8, 2011.

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  1. Solokiller

    Solokiller Member

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    Sounds like this.
     
    Solokiller, Jun 23, 2011
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  2. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    i doubt it
    dude has 6 kids
    thats why he needs speedpires
     
    Deadpool, Jun 23, 2011
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  3. communism

    communism poof

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    they are adopted
    hes a virgin, remember?
     
    communism, Jun 24, 2011
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  4. Devourawr

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    When Bort says "kids," he's actually talking about the ones he has in his basement.
     
    Devourawr, Jun 24, 2011
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  5. Dubee

    Dubee Grapehead

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    I bet they all have mental disabilities too.
     
    Dubee, Jun 24, 2011
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  6. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    sorry for necro, but I was just looking through some OC posts and found this posted by bort.

    "Some of our members are 5 year veterans to this game and they're the best players you can find in Empires."

    I lolled pretty hard.
     
    Paradox, Sep 4, 2011
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  7. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    Bort is completely delusional. He claims his Oc clan is enormous, despite not having a post on the forums in around a month. He claims his clan is full of developers, and at one point attacks Trickster over Empires because he claims "we are the developers here and we DO care"

    Just completely ignore the server and forums and he'll give up eventually.
     
    Devourawr, Sep 4, 2011
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  8. Grantrithor

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    Do we have a scrim against you guys?
     
    Grantrithor, Sep 4, 2011
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  9. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    Have you guys ever considered that this is our favorite antideeist crusador?

    Like a total dork, I will reference Bioshock and Fontaine as an analogy. After the straightforward approach didn't work, he took up a new identity and tried a more mainstream angle.

    Oh and would you kindly lock this thread?
     
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    ImSpartacus, Sep 4, 2011
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  10. RKB53

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    shut up hobbes.
     
    RKB53, Sep 5, 2011
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  11. Devourawr

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    Oh yeah, I forgot that Hobbes is actually Paradox, and Grant and I are the same person, according to Bort

    @myself
    We might be able to tango in 2 weeks. Pretty sure we can but for gods sake don't go around confirming it with people yet.
     
    Devourawr, Sep 5, 2011
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  12. Grantrithor

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    Oh well dox told us it was on the 10th of August so now I am unsure if we have a scrim.
     
    Grantrithor, Sep 5, 2011
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  13. ImSpartacus

    ImSpartacus nerf spec plz

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    I still can't keep you can Grant straight. I wish I was joking. :beaten_imp:
     
    ImSpartacus, Sep 5, 2011
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  14. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    10th August? Did I miss something?
     
    D.D.D. Destroyer, Sep 5, 2011
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  15. communism

    communism poof

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    was gonna make another account to troll him again since he couldnt even ipban me right


    then got bored
     
    communism, Sep 6, 2011
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  16. f1r3w4rr10r

    f1r3w4rr10r Modeler

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    you got...bort?
     
    f1r3w4rr10r, Sep 6, 2011
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