the hort of bort

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  1. -MEG- hobbes

    -MEG- hobbes Member

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    While this chapter of my playing career is drawing to a close, I want to share some posts that have amused me and brought me great joy. To watch a man delve down the rabbit hole of egomania to paranoia all the way to cartoonish insanity. Ladies and gentlemen my good friend...

    Bort!

    In this first thread, that I just discovered today, I am accused of being paradox, grantrithor, maybe devourawr, and maybe ALL of this forum. Also enjoy red angels response especially about how great their server is because it averages 9 people.

    http://www.theoutcastsclan.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=3884&sid=c9b6dce427f247800f2b618fa2834901

    From here, we'll work chronologically. ITT, after I did some trolling on OC server bort threw down the warning...



    http://megclan.46.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=203


    Around that sametime bort joins and makes his first post on g4tc forums. Here is a pathetic attempt to find allies in his delusional battle.

    http://board.g4tc.net/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=493

    Finally we end with borts day of reckoning. Where everyone else realizes he is retarded.

    http://board.g4tc.net/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=524

    And the view from oc...

    http://www.theoutcastsclan.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=3925&sid=42a533e5ed7335e9a638b50494c1f0d0

    Enjoy. I might be missing a few other classic moments.
     
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  2. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    Commenting on Bort or any actions on g4tc servers and forums could hurt my reputation as professional Bratwurst German.

    So,

    Hi Hobbes! I really enjoyed the boomtanking on cyclo today. :|ove:
     
  3. -MEG- hobbes

    -MEG- hobbes Member

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    Yea that was fun, I think I timed out though. Sorry. When I return next month I hope to have decent internet.
     
  4. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    Don't worry. well, we lost after you timed out in city in middle of battle :D
     
  5. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    booooring ... i demand to see drama here!
    you guys start slacking ...
     
  6. TheLiberalElitist

    TheLiberalElitist Member

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    let the DDOS wars begin, might I suggest going on the offensive :D
     
  7. communism

    communism poof

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    Im pretty confident this bort guy goes LARPing every weekend.
     
  8. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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    When I read this thread yesterday I facepalmed so hard I woke up in hospital.
     
  9. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    A chuckle for you, Hobbes. But you missed the part where Bortle the Tortle was suspended for retarded suggestions on this forum.

    Also, Red Angel was right. I am Grantrithor and Paradox, they're just alter egos. I use Grant when I come home from a long day at work and feel like killing a clan and Paradox for when I feel like being too awesome to NOT tell everyone in earshot. (Sorry me)
     
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  10. Paradox

    Paradox I am a gigantic asshole who loses people's hard wo

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    I be grantri? I suicided my clan? NOOOOOO
     
  11. Emp_Recruit

    Emp_Recruit Member

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    lol            
     
  12. TheLiberalElitist

    TheLiberalElitist Member

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    I knew it was an inside job, it makes sense now, Paradox is hobbes, and hobbes is Gran, and Gran is really paradox....... But that still does not explain the voice changes? Multiple personality disorder?
     
  13. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    Hey it's just me devourrawr proving that I am Grantrithor, also Bort is pissed off about my alt Grant because I made bort look retarded in this thread.

    http://forums.empiresmod.com/showthread.php?t=15179&page=3

    look at post 27 lol. Also the best part of this alt was killing a clan that was lead by my other alt rofl.
     
  14. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    damn those kids are fucked in the head

    I posted in that last thread:

    This reply counts towards all 4 thread on different forums that I just read wherein Bort goes "WAH WAH WAH" we're so put upon! You don't love us! You don't want us here! Our version of Empires with it's bastardized everything is better because we are better! WAH WAH WAH"

    to which I would say: damn kid you're strange.

    to which you would indubitably reply: "maybe one day you'll grow up" or some other non sequiter.

    to which I reply " lol you fucking toolbag"

    to which you feel vindicated because I insulted you personally

    which results in you banning me from your probably retarded forums (to be fair I haven't looked at anything here, and i don't care to.)

    Sad that I felt bad for you when you were banned from Empires forums, but man have you ever proven that you deserved it.

    Please keep your ridiculous settings and flagrantly irreverent attitude towards a special and unique snowflake of a game, so that we don't ever have to see you fucking strange strange people in our (far superior in all ways) matches of Empires, on proper servers.

    I wish it was more spiteful but I'm tired.
     
  15. communism

    communism poof

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    wow fucking gay I had no idea that fucking bort dude made post here, he woulda been so fun to fuck with
     
  16. A-z-K

    A-z-K Member

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    I really, really want it to turn out that Bort is just one of Hobbes Alts. That would be delicious troll candy.
     
  17. Deadpool

    Deadpool SVETLANNNAAAAAA

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    lol that would be sick
     
  18. Devourawr

    Devourawr Member

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    Devourawr/Paradox/Grant's latest prophecy!

    Mr. Derp will post his stuff on the Oc forum. Bort will read it. Bort will sticky it for being a valuable source of information.
     
  19. w00kie

    w00kie Mustachioed Mexican

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    yay, that would lead to new shitty drama, which is goood fore thy mohd.
    now:[​IMG]
     
  20. Chris0132'

    Chris0132' Developer

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    Multiplayer gaming has only been around for about 13-15 years at the very most. How the hell can the clan have been around longer than that?
     

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