Test: How masculine are your forum posts?

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  1. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    How much fucking ALPHA testosterone do you have in your postings?

    Do we have undercover female posters that are just waiting to be deflowered by a surpreme gentleman like me?

    With the help of this little scientific website http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze I analyzed several forum posts for gender specific choice of grammar and words to answer these questions.

    I did the math and found shocking results!


    Just take the column with informal results for text from forum posts, the longer the text the more acurate the result.


    RESULTS:

    McGyver: Difference = 449; 83.86% Verdict: MALE <-- no surprise here!
    Trickster: Difference = -81; 36.72% Verdict: FEMALE <-- MARRY ME!
    Candles: Difference = 83; 61.49% Verdict: MALE
    Spartacus: Difference = -16; 48.36% Verdict: Weak FEMALE Weak emphasis could indicate European. <--- lolz
    Viroman: Difference = -5; 49.45% Verdict: Weak FEMALE <-- well well ... :D


    With almost 84% masculinity I'm leading the pack here, but JESUS what is wrong with Trickster and his 36.7%?
    Post your own results here if you ain't a pussy!
     
    McGyver, Jun 7, 2014
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  2. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Weak emphasis could indicate European.

    Science, bitches.
     
    Space_Oddity, Jun 7, 2014
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  3. LordDz_2

    LordDz_2 Strange things happens here

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    I don't post that long sentences, hard to analyze then.
     
    LordDz_2, Jun 7, 2014
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  4. -Mayama-

    -Mayama- MANLY MAN BITCH

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    I dont have posts long enough but theirs a formal and a informal percent and you didnt specify which one you posted.
     
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  5. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Forum posts are informal.

    Mayama: Difference = 134; 66.91% Verdict: MALE
     
    McGyver, Jun 7, 2014
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  6. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Lol, fully expecting female in here.
     
    Z100000M, Jun 7, 2014
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  7. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    My story's difference is 67.45%, clearly male.
     
    D.D.D. Destroyer, Jun 7, 2014
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  8. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    my posts are ranked from 30-80% male (checked like 6 longer ones). i guess its a bit biased by topic. still interesting how you can tell the difference in wording.

    also this "In particular, men should not be offended if it says you write like a girl." says so much about males, sometimes you can feel sorry for your gender. not that i think women defining theirselfs by being femal would be any better, i just think "women ..." ^^
     
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  9. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    I cant tell if you just didnt see that some of the hoes were said to be female, or jsut poking fun of that result.
     
    Z100000M, Jun 7, 2014
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  10. flasche

    flasche Member Staff Member Moderator

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    oh i just find the thing interesting. im not interested in the banter ...

    if you get self-affirmation from this result its a sign of insecurity rather then masculinity.
     
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  11. Señor_Awesome

    Señor_Awesome Member

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    Early posts indicate weak male.

    More recent posts indicate male.

    Empires has made me a man.
     
    Señor_Awesome, Jun 7, 2014
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  12. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    But that is kinda wrong. Some people know that the forums are pretty much cast in stone in that what you leave here just stays here forever. Anyone who has played with me know I don't normally type in this fashion or even quite talk like this. I just do it like this because it makes it a bit easier to understand for most, at least I think anyway. Then there is cases where people are try to present facts or events and type in a much more formal matter, but those usually only happen with opening posts really.
     
    Lazybum, Jun 7, 2014
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  13. Grantrithor

    Grantrithor Member

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    For a 2.5k word psychology essay I wrote in grade 11 I got MALE in Formal, weak MALE for informal.

    3 years later, using a bunch of post from recently and putting them all in the box I am weak MALE for both.

    edit: A portion of Elliot Rodger's manifesto got him weak Male in both, Anders Breivik got Male in both.
     
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  14. ViroMan

    ViroMan Black Hole (*sniff*) Bully

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    Heh.. weak female. Well I do generally only tend to comment on others post rather then make new ones. 300 words worth of comments on others posts gets me that I guess. I am not a douche bag like others who tell people they are stupid for having ideas.

    When I gather up my own posts rather then comments I get male.
    Genre: Informal
    Difference = 309; 60.27%
    Verdict: MALE
     
    ViroMan, Jun 7, 2014
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  15. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    No surprise at all, Elliot: 6 kills and rejected, Breivik: 60+ kills and popular with the girls.
     
    McGyver, Jun 8, 2014
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  16. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Genre: Informal
    Female = 0
    Male = 2508
    Difference = 2508; 100%
    Verdict: MALE

    Genre: Formal
    Female = 0
    Male = 1848
    Difference = 1848; 100%
    Verdict: MALE
     
    Space_Oddity, Jun 8, 2014
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  17. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    Source text pls.
     
    McGyver, Jun 8, 2014
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  18. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    I copy and pasted "mcgyver is a fag" a few hundred times.
     
    Space_Oddity, Jun 8, 2014
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  19. McGyver

    McGyver Experimental Pedagogue

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    A FAG? DO you think a fag would get fucking 84% on his masculinity rating?!?!? You are just jelly. Probably a 40% guy.
     
    McGyver, Jun 8, 2014
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  20. Space_Oddity

    Space_Oddity The Shitstorm

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    Your rating is clearly a huge compensation.
     
    Space_Oddity, Jun 8, 2014
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