People who think they're never wrong...when they contradict each other it often leads to a sit-back-relax-and-enjoy moment for everyone else.
I'm saying Hickster makes Statement_A, SampantBandroid makes -Statement_A (the inverse, opposite, whatever). Then you just get an imminent shitstorm.
Pretty sure that happens with you and him too. In fact, pretty sure that happens with everyone and him.
Actually he has opinions on fewer things, you have them on everything, so you miss more often. He is the opinion sniper, you are the opinion GAU-8.
I suppose being mounted on an airplane shooting explosive bullets at tanks tips the balance somewhat but you get my point.