Looking for sexy games to play

Companion mod for Fallout New Vegas called "Willow". Essentially a fully voiced pack mule as she follows you into the DLC areas. I made the mistake of finishing her quest and boom. Striptease followed by really bad sex noises.

Quest mod for Skyrim, restoring Helgen step by step. At one point you have to extract information from a prostitute by fucking her. Cue awkward sex noises. Whoever wrote that was a fucking retard too.

Playing Metro: Last Light. Walking through one of cities and see the "press E to do stuff" symbol. Striptease. Later in that game, weird sex dream sequence.

Extended cut scene and mission in a strip club in The Getaway. Excruciating because I was still living at home at the time and using the communal television, i.e. the one also used by my parent.

All of the above had me completely mortified, wanting to laugh but feeling so violated.

The BDSM sex scene in GTA:SA. Fucking hilarious.

 

Don't forget the saints row sequences.
The BDSM chariot chase sequence was probably my favorite part of the game.

 

So, I posted this thread to test if my assailant is from Empires. Some of you may know that a few of my accounts a month earlier were compromised. I posted this thread and load and behold, the same/next day:

We detected a login attempt with valid password to your Yahoo! account (xxxxxxxxxxxxx) from an unrecognized device on Fri, May 31, 2013 7:55 PM ICT.

Location: Vietnam (IP=117.6.124.216)

So it is most likely someone from Empires.

 

People want to kill you, so there is a very long list.
Just don't make your passwords stupid as fuck easy.

 

But how will we find the culprit among the thousands of Viatnamese Empires players?

 

dota2 wr is so fine

 

http://dotabuff.com/matches/209705330
The epitome of playing WR as a support and dem super shackles.

Dem shackles

Shackles.

 

Windrunner best hero

 

http://dotabuff.com/matches/211773137

Whilst it may not appear so from the scoreboard, we almost lost this game approximately 4 times. Most stressful game of Dota I think I've ever played. (Keep in mind, this is with the new balance patch).

 

GrabYourGirl

Maybe a little bit too sexy and nsfw, but it is real fun! Do you know GrabYourGirl? You can find a feature vid on Youtube, or at grabyourgirl.com. ove:

I need some help if anyone have tried it:
I can't find all interactive scenes with Eve, the website says theres is 38 of it.
:confused:

p.s.: sorry if it is off-topic here, but I didn't find any help at other forums.

 

Dafuq.

 

Wait a second, who are you, do you even play this game? Did you sign up on these forums merely to make this post? Do you sign up on other forums to do the same thing?

 

Answer "YES!" and become our new mascot. I already you. ove:

 

Are you treally this ret~ ... blind, not to notice a spambot when you see one?

 

Isent there a empires question in the registration process that you need to spell a map correctly.
If this is a spambot, skynet is learning about empires.

 

Not sure if spambot...

Or desperate lonely nerd.

 

He will fit in perfectly here!
Ba dum tssshhh

 

Has a post title
Generic introduction
No reference to the game
Mandatory link


No, its a spambot my dear.

 

But he landed right in the thread where the post makes sense. Spambots are usually either non-sequitor or make new threads.