Look at the NF jeep and weep.

Discussion in 'Feedback' started by Roflcopter Rego, Oct 7, 2009.

  1. Roflcopter Rego

    Roflcopter Rego Member

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    Have you ever looked at the NF jeep? Have you ever actually studied it as a piece of art rather than a lulz weapon against clusterfucking infantry and the tool of the ref sniping scout? Well, I hadn't.

    And recently I did, and it's hideous. Like actually, disgusting. It looks like it was made as someones first model ever, which is quite possible considering, in not very long at all. Everything about it screems shit at you. The ridiculously low poly wheels, the inspecific, blured texture, the cuboids for seats, the stupid little stearing wheel. It's just all so bad. There are no modellers on the dev team other than Megal who's about as focussed as Youzy's mum on rollerskates and crack, but for all you modellers out there with nothing to do, make an NF jeep. Seriously, it can't be worse than the current one because it's at rock bottom.
     
  2. Vulkanis

    Vulkanis Banned

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    What are you talking about it looks fine!
     
  3. Demented

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    It has more stretch marks than Youzy's mum at seventeen.
    (And the uvmap is a disaster.)
     
  4. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    im not good at physics ,but for me the nf jeep bends the laws of phys. with its engine and wheel placement.
     
  5. Varbles

    Varbles Simply Maptastic. Staff Member

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    I love the octagon wheels that come through the side when you turn
     
  6. DonMegel

    DonMegel Member

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    I should have pics of the new NF Jeep out in a few days
     
  7. Ikalx

    Ikalx Member

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    Lol, maybe you should lock the thread when saying something like that Megel :p

    I can live with the NF jeep tbh, i'm more about the "remove gameplay obstacles" (e.g. rax height). Also, shame on you Rego! What kind of man doesn't look at the machine he's driving? :p
     
  8. Grantrithor

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    It was probably the last things the devs did and they wanted it done with so they half assed it and left all their cheapass additions they put on it, like 2 extra seats and all that shit that makes it cheap.
     
  9. RoboTek

    RoboTek Member

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    Say what you will about the jeep, but it has the potential to drive better than any other vehicle in the game, with the proper settings, with a wide variety of effects based upon horsepower that are all balanced and reasonable.

    That is why I love it.
     
  10. Aquillion

    Aquillion Member

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    That doesn't make it any less ugly.
     
  11. Roflcopter Rego

    Roflcopter Rego Member

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    Oh yes, in case that wasn't clear, I love my jeeps. It's just that it is the ugliest model I have ever seen in a game.
     
  12. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Please tell me it's the Sidewinder and not the Ford Ranger.
     
  13. -=SIP=-

    -=SIP=- Member

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    Doesn't matter. Every model is looking better then the current jeep.
    Hopefully it will be added to 2.25.
    It seems to take years (or forever) till a new model is included.
     

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