Kids tormenting me over ex - Time for Payback?

This week I have had the most ridiculous and messy situation unfold which led to me breaking up with my girlfriend of 5 days.

Although me and her are friends, her friends seem to think it's a good idea to taunt me.. albeit without me knowing. They somehow think this is some sorta revenge on me..

Basically last night I was playing PC games and I hear my name shouted from outside.. then they ran away... then a few minutes later I heard it again and I saw someone cycling outside and then cycle away. I also heard him say something to someone, but couldn't hear what they said.

Upon picking my ex's brain I discover she knows one of the guys who did this, and two others who potentially did. Apparently they shouted my name, got scared and hid in a bush. Pretty immature yeah?

Oh yeah.. and something kinda funny.. apparently they discovered my adress because when they walked past they saw me wanking HAHAHA well it was weird of them to look

Anyway, all I know atm is that they all live in my village, and I have their Myspace adresses and names.
How should I get payback on these punks?
Is there some way I could attack them over the internet?
With some research I may be able to get their e-mails.

One of them is some sorta "fight the system" wanna-be standard teenager mixed up anarchist. Another is a fat, ugly kid. The final one actually seems an allright guy, except is one of those guys who worships his gf and she basically brainwashes him.

 

They'll get bored and find something else to do.

 

Ohhhh but vengence.. is it not the sweetest treatiest treat? :D

 

Buy a gun and shoot each of their toes off

 

kill yourself

 

Although killing myself may make them feel guilty, it ultimately works out worse for me.

I was thinking of signing their e-mail adresses up to spam websites.

 

well for starters you could just find a ton of pages that have newsletter subscribtions where you just punch in the email..... or since they live near you.... you could just kick some ass.

 

walk around all day with a plastic glove in your pocket and a large tupaware box. collect all the dog shit you find in the park around around the town.

either place this in the bush that they hide in, thow it at their houses/cars or put it in a flaming bag on their doorstep and knock on the door.

it'll stink, and might just make you blind, but at least you'll have got revenge.

on the other hand, everyone with think you're a bit weird.

 

order gay sex toys and send it to thier address. rofl. Or, make the address the school's and get it hand delievered. Of coarse the reception will refuse to keep it for t he pupil, so they will tell the deliverer where the pupil is at that minute. When they recieve the parcel, people will force him to open it. ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

 

hahahahaha thats awesome

 

lol. Could you imgaine that happening to you. You, what could you say in such a obvirously guilty position. The humilation, you know you wanna do it

 

You can order free boxes at USPS.

http://shop.usps.com/webapp/wcs/sto...1&parent_category_rn=11820&top_category=11820

I used to did a IRL raid for a certain enemy of anonymous. This ticked them off the most.

 

Ok so one thing stood out for me in the OP and I have a question for you.

Why were you wanking on the ground floor with your curtains open?

 

Deiform:
I'll have you know I only wank first class. I was on first floor and I had got home from college early.. some loud porn, windows open...

Sonata Arctica:
I don't understand what I do with the boxes?

Rex: I'm liking the idea of sticking their e-mails in subscription things. I only have the e-mail of one of the perpetrators though. It might be possible to get the other guys one. I will kick their asses if they come round my house again.

Private Sandbag: Yeah nice idea except I reckon I'll just chuck the shit at their houses, maybe a few eggs too :D I need to find out their adresses (presumably by stalking them once they get off the bus) as I don't know if you can get someones address without their surname.

petemyster: HAHA awesome idea :D i'm on a bit of a budget though, which may be limited to dog shit, HAHA.

 

@Avair:
Nope, I saw the guys and the next day my ex said "I know what it was that you mentioned was odd, im really sorry, that was really immature and mean of them."

I've now narrowed it down to which two guys it is; Chris and Dan. I have an address and phonenumber for Dan but I need to check it. I only have Chris's first name and Myspace URL.

 

if you are going the spam route, use this

http://www.myoffers.co.uk/

every 5 offers you sign up to, they send you stuff.

to sign up to an offer, all you have to do is fill in a questionair from a bunch of companys, each company asking for your email and if they can send you promotional stuff. in about an hour you could have a thousand junk email senders subscribed to their emailbox.

 

Get thier email addresses and use em to fill out online surveys.
My enimeys did that no my spam count is regularly in the thousands

 

So that's what gay hobbo's use......

You could always check an address by asking someone else. Also wanking with the windows open....wtf?!?!? What not wear a glow in the dark jacket with flashing lights on it rofl. ul

 

Send them boxes by the thousands. Might cost you a bit in shipping, but thats only like.. $2?

 

Kill them???

How has no one suggested this yet.