Jekotian First Regiment vs Brenodian Secret Police

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  1. Spike

    Spike Long Live The King!

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  2. D.D.D. Destroyer

    D.D.D. Destroyer Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Sounds goo-

    >frozensummit

    --can't make it, sorry.

    No, really, can't do it. GL to both teams.
     
  3. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    Frozen summit is a fun map to command on, there's a bunch of places to set up shop, pretty much wherever you feel like.

    Not sure why you don't like frozen summit though, it's basically duststorm but you can't get on top of whatever hills you like.
     
  4. Spike

    Spike Long Live The King!

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    Frozen summit is pretty much duststorm but with snow its such a good map
     
  5. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Roadkill is pretty much game meat but with skidmarks its such a tasty foodstuff.
     
  6. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    Im starting to doubt even you believe that.
     
  7. Sgt.Security

    Sgt.Security Member

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    I like Frozensummit as a map.

    But scrim? There's literally 20 better options.
     
  8. Metruption

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    Make it a best of 3, last map is emp_escort and it'll still be a better game.

    Spike I know you can't masturbate without making at least 20 people play one of your obscure underplayed-because-it's-bad maps at least once a week but keep your fetishes outside of competitive Empires Mod. Seriously man, I bet even if we only played enp_octagons it would be a more enjoyable match. I know zeke posted some fucked up sexual content in his birthday thread and got permab& but Spike bringing in shitty maps to scrims crosses the line. This is blatant masturbation material for his sadistic pleasure of forcing people to play serious games of Empires Mod on the worst maps with the most poorly developed metagame possible. I reported your post for sexual/pornographic content because you clearly derive massive amounts of sexual pleasure from this.

    As someone who was watched the first three seasons of Criminal Minds on Netflix I'd consider myself a top tier profiler and according to my masterful psychology skills (I dropped sociology in high school, lol who needs that crap) you are an impotent sexual sadist who feels the need to push their crappy desires onto others to maintain a delusion that their crappy desires are commonplace and feel like a normal person. You literally cannot get off unless you think your obscure fetish (which you have projected onto forcing other into playing bad maps). This delusion that if we accept your poor taste in maps we will also enjoy whatever creepy fetish you enjoy (probably some weird scatplay or extremely heavy gay BDSM) but this is completely false.

    Please refrain from doing this ever again. Here is a list of maps that the community will likely deem acceptable for you to choose from:
    • duststorm
    • tropicvendetta
    • canyon
    • slaughtered
    • homeland
    • money (the new version with shipping containers)
    • mvalley (even though this map sucks, it is better than frozensummit)
    • cod (although you'll need to houserule no turrets over level 1, then this becomes a very fun map)
    • xroads (theorycrafting for this map can get intense, the complex middle area and symmertry allows you to adapt strategies on the fly)
    Thank you for reading this short rant but I felt the need to voice my opinion.
     
    Last edited: Sep 1, 2015
  9. Trickster

    Trickster Retired Developer

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    Frozensummit is Duststorm without being able to access the hills, making it not Duststorm at all. Just saying.

    If I'm online and not in another team, I'm available to ring for either team. Regardless of how little I play, I'm always up for playing in scrims.
     
  10. Lawliet

    Lawliet Member

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    Thank you for making my day
     
  11. Spike

    Spike Long Live The King!

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    Good luck to both sides
     
  12. complete_

    complete_ lamer

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    fuckk meeee i flaked
     
  13. D.D.D. Destroyer

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    Is this slang for doing coke
     
  14. Lazybum

    Lazybum :D Staff Member Moderator

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    You know, after all these scrims throughout the summer I have to say pugs are a lot better 95% of the time. That's how I feel about all this.
     
  15. Señor_Awesome

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    Como se dice "esta" en inglés?
     
  16. Z100000M

    Z100000M Vithered Weteran

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    A directly opposite opinion here.
     

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